Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 #1 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Well, don't know how this will work, but the idea is just to make your own joke about the moon. I'll start with a few for example: Why Mrs. Moon! You look so pale! Have you seen a ghost? Mrs. Moon, they tell me you have a well rounded education... etc. etc. Your turn (unless you think this topic is so silly it should be left in space where it belongs! ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted June 19, 2014 #2 Share Posted June 19, 2014 "Hey lady! Why are you mooning me?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartan max2 Posted June 19, 2014 #3 Share Posted June 19, 2014 (edited) Ms Moon is just a side show. Everyone knows the sun is the real star (best i got ) Edited June 19, 2014 by spartan max2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted June 19, 2014 #4 Share Posted June 19, 2014 A guy and his blonde girlfriend are enjoying a moonlit stroll in a London park when the guy asks his beloved, "What do think is farthest away; the moon or New York city?" She replies, "Don't be silly. We can see the moon!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 Author #5 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Ms Moon is just a side show. Everyone knows the sun is the real star (best i got ) I thought of one similar to this: Mrs. Moon, don't you get tired of basking in reflected glory? Mrs. Moon, you don't fool me, I know you have a dark side! Mrs. Moon, what's the matter? You keep going around in circles! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted June 19, 2014 #6 Share Posted June 19, 2014 There is no way the moon could be female... Could you imagine the amount of dusting she'd have to do?... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 Author #7 Share Posted June 19, 2014 I don't like Mrs. Moon (Mr. Moon?). She just hangs around and don't say nothin! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #8 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Mrs. Moon walks into a bar and the bartender says, "You're looking much brighter than the last time you were in here!" and she says "Oh, back then I was only showing my dark side, I've completely turned myself around now!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 Author #9 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Q: Why is Mrs. Moon so popular? A: Because her looks are out of this world! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #10 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Mrs. Moon returns to the bar a few weeks later and the bartender says ""You're looking a little gloomy today, what happened to your big turnaround?" and Mrs. Moon says "Oh, that was just a phase I was going through." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 Author #11 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Q: Why did the sun and the moon get divorce? A: They tried to make it work, but they were just worlds apart.... (ooooh, bad, I know *groan*) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted June 19, 2014 #12 Share Posted June 19, 2014 I have to admit... she looks pretty good... For a gal of 4 billion... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 Author #13 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Mrs. Moon returns to the bar a few weeks later and the bartender says ""You're looking a little gloomy today, what happened to your big turnaround?" and Mrs. Moon says "Oh, that was just a phase I was going through." Good one! Q: Why did the moon flunk out of school? A: Because sometimes she just wasn't too bright! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 Author #14 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Why did Mrs. Moon sue the tennis ball company? Because they used her shape without permission (I must be scraping the bottom of the barrel now) Kinda expecting to hear from Mrs. Moon's lawyers any day myself now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #15 Share Posted June 19, 2014 What's the only type of entertainment on the moon? Satellite TV. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #16 Share Posted June 19, 2014 How often does Mrs. Moon go to the beach? Once every Tropical Month. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #17 Share Posted June 19, 2014 What does Mrs. Moon do before she goes to the beach? She waxes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #18 Share Posted June 19, 2014 When is Mrs. Moon the wettest? When she's waning. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #19 Share Posted June 19, 2014 How did Mrs. Moon learn science in school? She took it in lunar modules. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #20 Share Posted June 19, 2014 What type of street does Mrs. Moon live on? A Crescent. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #21 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Why was Mrs. Moon talking in such a high-pitched voice? She inhaled too much Helium 3. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #22 Share Posted June 19, 2014 What was Mrs. Moon's favorite part of getting married? The HoneyMoon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #23 Share Posted June 19, 2014 What did Mrs. Moon have to resort to, to earn more cash? Moonlighting. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #24 Share Posted June 19, 2014 What's Mrs. Moon's favorite dance move? The Moonwalk. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #25 Share Posted June 19, 2014 What holds up Mrs. Moon's roof? Moonbeams. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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