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Mrs. Moon jokes


Gummug

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Well, don't know how this will work, but the idea is just to make your own joke about the moon. I'll start with a few for example:

Why Mrs. Moon! You look so pale! Have you seen a ghost?

Mrs. Moon, they tell me you have a well rounded education...

etc. etc.

Your turn (unless you think this topic is so silly it should be left in space where it belongs! :D)

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Ms Moon is just a side show. Everyone knows the sun is the real star :innocent:

(best i got )

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A guy and his blonde girlfriend are enjoying a moonlit stroll in a London park when the guy asks his beloved, "What do think is farthest away; the moon or New York city?"

She replies, "Don't be silly. We can see the moon!"

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Ms Moon is just a side show. Everyone knows the sun is the real star :innocent:

(best i got )

I thought of one similar to this: Mrs. Moon, don't you get tired of basking in reflected glory?

Mrs. Moon, you don't fool me, I know you have a dark side!

Mrs. Moon, what's the matter? You keep going around in circles!

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There is no way the moon could be female... Could you imagine the amount of dusting she'd have to do?...

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I don't like Mrs. Moon (Mr. Moon?). She just hangs around and don't say nothin! :P

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Mrs. Moon walks into a bar and the bartender says, "You're looking much brighter than the last time you were in here!" and she says "Oh, back then I was only showing my dark side, I've completely turned myself around now!"

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Q: Why is Mrs. Moon so popular?

A: Because her looks are out of this world!

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Mrs. Moon returns to the bar a few weeks later and the bartender says ""You're looking a little gloomy today, what happened to your big turnaround?" and Mrs. Moon says "Oh, that was just a phase I was going through."

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Q: Why did the sun and the moon get divorce?

A: They tried to make it work, but they were just worlds apart....

(ooooh, bad, I know *groan*) :cry:

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Mrs. Moon returns to the bar a few weeks later and the bartender says ""You're looking a little gloomy today, what happened to your big turnaround?" and Mrs. Moon says "Oh, that was just a phase I was going through."

Good one!

Q: Why did the moon flunk out of school?

A: Because sometimes she just wasn't too bright!

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Why did Mrs. Moon sue the tennis ball company?

Because they used her shape without permission (I must be scraping the bottom of the barrel now)

Kinda expecting to hear from Mrs. Moon's lawyers any day myself now....

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What's the only type of entertainment on the moon?

Satellite TV.

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How often does Mrs. Moon go to the beach?

Once every Tropical Month.

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What does Mrs. Moon do before she goes to the beach?

She waxes.

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When is Mrs. Moon the wettest?

When she's waning.

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How did Mrs. Moon learn science in school?

She took it in lunar modules.

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What type of street does Mrs. Moon live on?

A Crescent.

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Why was Mrs. Moon talking in such a high-pitched voice?

She inhaled too much Helium 3.

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What was Mrs. Moon's favorite part of getting married?

The HoneyMoon.

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What did Mrs. Moon have to resort to, to earn more cash?

Moonlighting.

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What's Mrs. Moon's favorite dance move?

The Moonwalk.

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