Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #26 Share Posted June 19, 2014 What's Mrs. Moon's favorite drink? Moonshine. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #27 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Who is Mrs. Moon married to? The Man In the Moon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 Author #28 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Why did Mrs. Moon get divorced? Her husband didn't like it that she was barren. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 Author #29 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Why does Mrs. Moon win all her fights? Her enemies get moonstruck! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #30 Share Posted June 19, 2014 When was Mrs. Moon the poorest? When she was down to her last quarter. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #31 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Why did Mrs. Moon not like the visit to the farm? Because the cow jumped over her. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #32 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Why was Mrs. Moon so well liked by the guys? She had a heavenly body. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #33 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Who was Mrs. Moon's favorite dance partner? The Big Dipper. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #34 Share Posted June 19, 2014 What bar did Mrs. Moon have a heck of a time trying to leave? The Black Hole. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #35 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Why did Mrs. Moon leave the restaurant? She didn't like the atmosphere there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 Author #36 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Why do Mrs. Moon's neighbors avoid her? They think she's a space case! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #37 Share Posted June 19, 2014 How does Mrs. Moon heat her home? Background Radiation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 Author #38 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Why was Mrs. Moon crying when she was a child? The other kids said her head was full of rocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #39 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Why did Mrs. Moon not like Venus and Mercury? Because they're inferior planets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 Author #40 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Why does Mrs. Moon always win at poker? No one can read her face! (It's the stony expression, they say.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #41 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Which gang does Mrs. Moon like to hang with? The Local Group. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 Author #42 Share Posted June 19, 2014 At certain times of the month, Mrs. Moon doesn't eat much. She's already full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 Author #43 Share Posted June 19, 2014 What is her favorite song? "Blue Moon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 Author #44 Share Posted June 19, 2014 What did her mother say to her when she was little? "Time to rise and shine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #45 Share Posted June 19, 2014 What is her favorite song? "Blue Moon" She only rarely listens to it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted June 19, 2014 #46 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Why did Mrs. Moon like her new house? It was very spacious. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 Author #47 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Why were rumors going around Mrs. Moon? Because it is said there were certain aspects of her character that were shady... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 Author #48 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Why does Mrs. Moon have so much money? The cosmetics company pays her big money to try out their new rouge product when she is the blood moon... Maybe some of these are so bad, they're good, like "Plan 9 from Outer Space". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 20, 2014 Author #49 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Well, I guess I'll sign out for now so just one last parting (silly) joke: Q: What is Mrs. Moon's favorite farewell? A: "See you around". Hey! Why is everybody leaving? Come baaaaaack..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 20, 2014 Author #50 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Uh oh I wonder what this means: Dear Gummug: You will be hearing from my lawyers shortly. Sincerely, Mrs. Moon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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