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Who is Mrs. Moon married to?

The Man In the Moon.

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Why did Mrs. Moon get divorced?

Her husband didn't like it that she was barren.

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Why does Mrs. Moon win all her fights?

Her enemies get moonstruck!

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When was Mrs. Moon the poorest?

When she was down to her last quarter.

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Why did Mrs. Moon not like the visit to the farm?

Because the cow jumped over her.

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Why was Mrs. Moon so well liked by the guys?

She had a heavenly body.

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Who was Mrs. Moon's favorite dance partner?

The Big Dipper.

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What bar did Mrs. Moon have a heck of a time trying to leave?

The Black Hole.

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Why did Mrs. Moon leave the restaurant?

She didn't like the atmosphere there.

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Why do Mrs. Moon's neighbors avoid her?

They think she's a space case!

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How does Mrs. Moon heat her home?

Background Radiation.

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Why was Mrs. Moon crying when she was a child?

The other kids said her head was full of rocks!

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Why did Mrs. Moon not like Venus and Mercury?

Because they're inferior planets.

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Why does Mrs. Moon always win at poker?

No one can read her face! (It's the stony expression, they say.)

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Which gang does Mrs. Moon like to hang with?

The Local Group.

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At certain times of the month, Mrs. Moon doesn't eat much. She's already full.

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What is her favorite song? "Blue Moon"

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What did her mother say to her when she was little?

"Time to rise and shine!"

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What is her favorite song? "Blue Moon"

She only rarely listens to it.

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Why did Mrs. Moon like her new house?

It was very spacious.

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Why were rumors going around Mrs. Moon?

Because it is said there were certain aspects of her character that were shady...

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Why does Mrs. Moon have so much money?

The cosmetics company pays her big money to try out their new rouge product when she is the blood moon...

Maybe some of these are so bad, they're good, like "Plan 9 from Outer Space".

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Well, I guess I'll sign out for now so just one last parting (silly) joke:

Q: What is Mrs. Moon's favorite farewell?

A: "See you around".

Hey! Why is everybody leaving? Come baaaaaack.....

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Uh oh I wonder what this means:

Dear Gummug:

You will be hearing from my lawyers shortly.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Moon

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