Gummug Posted June 20, 2014 Author #51 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Why did the moon fall down? She got too dizzy from spinning around all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 20, 2014 Author #52 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Why do so many people write songs about the moon? Well, in their former lives they were wolves. *whew* I haven't got a gag order yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 21, 2014 Author #53 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Why is the moon's surface full of craters? Because Mr. Sun keeps mistaking her for the cue ball! Eewwwwww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 21, 2014 Author #54 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Q: Why did Mrs. Moon try to commit suicide? A: Because she was so disillusioned when she learned the earth is not the center of the universe. (Or, alternatively, because she was sick and tired of Gummug) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 22, 2014 Author #55 Share Posted June 22, 2014 (Some on us don't know when to quit.) Why did the moon become a pistoleer? Because NASA kept shooting at her. (Shooting rockets, get it? Ha ha ha...err...ahem...) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gracy61 Posted July 10, 2014 #56 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Yep I think ya this thread covered.......... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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