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Love is like?


Patient Zero

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  • 3 months later...

Love is like Shakespeare and his plays

Love is sunshine on rainy days

Love is not Bitter but sweet

Love is what most we all need :su

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Love is like one of those packets of broken biscuits.

So many broken snacks with you hoping one day for a perfect find.

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Love is like having your kids climb on you on the couch, with their fingers going into your eyes and screaming in your ears.

Love is like sleeping on the very edge of the bed, because your wife likes to spread out and then slowly moves toward you during the night.

Love is like having a big dumb puppy that breaks dishes and eats all the eggs you just put on the counter a second ago.

Love is like eating a vegi pizza because it is the only pizza your wife will buy for you.

Love is like letting your wife cut your hair with scissors and constantly nicks your ears.

Love is like giving the last scraps off your plate to the toddlers and dogs who are standing next to your chair staring at you.

Love is like having all the towels used when you want to take a shower, so you do everyone's laundry.

Love is like buying those super expensive little hard plastic animals they have in the toy aisle, and then letting your kids loose them that same day.

Love is like using your vacation time to go on a all day date with the wife, where you only do stuff she wants to do.

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Love is like bungee jumping at night.

Exhilarating, frightening and you can't tell if you've misjudged the length of the rope. Also, watch out for the rebound.

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  • 9 months later...

Love is like that feeling you get when you have heartburn from a food you like, you know that food hurts you, but you just can't stay away from it. 

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"Love means never having to say you're sorry"

craziest thing I ever read.

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  • 4 months later...

Love is like an hourglass ... heart fills up as the brain empties.

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  • 3 weeks later...

A river stone, when they toss it in brutal cold freezer , well its just never the same again.(it breaks apart)

OH !  a funny!

, k,

well I doubt this is funny because its hard to change gears in midstride, however::::::

Love to some is like chips, one is never enough! or like the color of rain on a tin roof, pink-pink, pink! until its rusty rouge.

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Now that was clever!  Like the preacher that comes through the night but he's not taming wicked souls.

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Guest MamaMia1981

Love is like:

Coming home after being lost.

Getting warm after hours in the cold.

A hot meal when you're hungry.

Being high on mana from heaven.

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Love is like playing Russian Roulette 

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  • 4 weeks later...

Love is like someone else is thinking for your thing

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Love is like a migraine the longer you have it the sicker you get .

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Minus the strummer's gloves, love is sometimes like

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Like the preacher through the villages but he's not taming wicked souls -- and nobody can imagine what I'm talking about??????? I suppose another warning.jalen-rose-owned-by-nick-van-excel-towel

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Love is like a box of chocolate that you just ate, except they were laxatives and you'll know when it hits.

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21 hours ago, MWoo7 said:

Like the preacher through the villages but he's not taming wicked souls -- and nobody can imagine what I'm talking about??????? I suppose another warning.jalen-rose-owned-by-nick-van-excel-towel

Love is reason to seek counseling before throwing in the towel.

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