At what odds, a miracle?

[quiXilver]

If you ever drop your Cell Phone in water.Immediately take out the battery, towel dry, and wrap it in a heating pad overnight (some people put it in an Oven, but I forget how long, or at what temp).

No imaginary friend to deviate one from reality needed.

or set it in a sealed bag of rice in the sun for a couple days...

works great