The Funniest Thing You Saw Today?

[DefenceMinisterMishkin]

For me it was this, i love these guys.

Edited July 21, 2014 by DefenceMinisterMishkin

[amaterasu]

The funniest but saddest thing I saw today was a bloke at about 2pm today, staggeringly fall down drunk, carrying his shoes wobbling around outside my shop for about 30 minutes because the man in the corner shop kept refusing to sell him more alcohol. Defeated, he sat down outside my shop on the kerbside, put his shoes on and I watched him tie his left shoelace to his right shoelace and try to walk...I did the honourable thing and alerted him to his mistake and tied his shoelaces for him.

Way to go Wetherspoons for serving alcohol from 9am!!

[DefenceMinisterMishkin]

That is pretty funny..but no video footage of this fool?

[amaterasu]

Nope I was tempted because it really was funny but I thought ...hmmm that could be me ...and he is probably somebody's dad

So I just had a little chuckle to myself as I tied his shoe laces whilst he sat and swayed a LOT

[Grandpa Greenman]

I saw this the other day.

[CatFromHell]

The look on my sons face when he caught a glimpse of his reflection and realised that I had drawn a moustache on his face with eyeliner pen. That'll teach him to fall asleep on the sofa in the middle of the day. Wish I'd had a camera ready but I'll know for next time.

[mskate]

My dog , was walking threw the living room dragging his forehead to the floor ...

(you had to have been there kind of thing.) I think he had an itch?

Edited July 22, 2014 by mskate

[DefenceMinisterMishkin]

Another Dub, but a good one! (contains a few F bombs and adult humor)

[CuriousRey]

I watched a co-worker lean too far back in their chair and bust their butt while trying to say something witty.

[DefenceMinisterMishkin]

[mskate]

oh that worked........

[DefenceMinisterMishkin]

[:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR:]

Even Tarzan cringed at that. LOL!

[DefenceMinisterMishkin]

[DefenceMinisterMishkin]

An old one but an absolute classic..

Caution: F Bombs aplenty

[DefenceMinisterMishkin]

[amaterasu]

Good grief ... looks like someone is performing a colonoscopy on her behind the scenes

[DefenceMinisterMishkin]

And that kids is why you shouldn't take drugs the evening before work..

[StRoostifer]

Seriously, holy sh!t. The power of cocaine compels you!!!!

[Paranormalcy]

[mskate]

I was walking my dog1 hour ago ,with my friends and their dogs. And I tripped - fell on the ground..

Everyone starting laughing -not at me but the way my dog was looking at me! then she came over and sat by me.

I think I embarrest her . It was a look of tilt of head sating ..Really, now you do this in front of my friends?

Edited December 4, 2015 by mskate

[Mark One]

A podgy looking man with his dog. As the Dog formed that pose associated with a number 2 the man got a carrier bag ready. Once the dog had finished its call of nature the man let go of his empty carrier bag - which the wind decided to play around with. Poor bloke trying to stop it dead in its tracks with his feet. To make matters worse the dog got hold of it and began clawing it apart before it flew over some bungalows.

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[Mark One]

A nieghbours wheely bin blew over in the wind - christmas paper, empty Fosters cans rolling down the road etc. The owner eventually came outside lifted the bin upright (with lid still open) and went back indoors. Needless to say the wind freed the bin of more rubbish that was clinging to the sides of cars and hedges.

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