Still Waters Posted July 29, 2014 #1 Share Posted July 29, 2014 With a fondness for high pitched screaming, leaving a mess and eating questionable food, Britain's seagulls often act like drunken teenagers on a night out. So perhaps it is no surprise that experts believe the birds may be behaving worse than ever this summer because they are indeed 'drunk' - not from alcohol, but from feasting on flying ants. http://www.telegraph...lying-ants.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted July 29, 2014 #2 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Poor flying ants, we could see an end to them once the park benchers hear about this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubblykiss Posted July 29, 2014 #3 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Tell me when the seagulls get a "Linda forever" tattoo. We can talk about corrective behavior then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR: Posted July 30, 2014 #4 Share Posted July 30, 2014 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooma Posted July 30, 2014 #5 Share Posted July 30, 2014 QUOTE- Aggressive seagulls could be 'drunk' on flying ants . "flying ants drinking Stella make seagulls agressive" shocker! . film at eleven.... . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paperdyer Posted July 30, 2014 #6 Share Posted July 30, 2014 IF the seagulls can get drunk from formic acid, we need to determine how their stomachs do that. We could start a whole new industry; Antohol. Beer, Vodka, Whiskey. We could mine for ants and get rid of the critters. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calibeliever Posted July 30, 2014 #7 Share Posted July 30, 2014 If we put them all in rehab they would still be less annoying than Sandra Bullock in 28 Days ... Sorry, did I say that out loud? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awake2Chaos Posted July 30, 2014 #8 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I know the squirels around here love fermented fruit....you can catch them raiding trash cans at the park and getting tipsy. I've never seen a drunk seagull and I don't think I'd want to...if they poop indiscriminately while sober, then......??? That could be really bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnie Darko Posted July 30, 2014 #9 Share Posted July 30, 2014 If we put them all in rehab they would still be less annoying than Sandra Bullock in 28 Days ... Sorry, did I say that out loud? Come on, Soso from Orange Is the New Black is alot more annoying than that! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralaman Posted July 31, 2014 #10 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I'm sorry, but how can a gaggle of lice infested birds be a menace? Grab a bat, grab the family, and go get dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
95-Nasty Posted July 31, 2014 #11 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Seagulls are a nuance, menace and a real pain where i live, by the coast (South Devon), but i havnt seen any flying ants yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustTerri Posted August 6, 2014 #12 Share Posted August 6, 2014 thats because the seagulls already got to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted August 7, 2014 #13 Share Posted August 7, 2014 When sober they are at least a bit polite, and pose the rhetorical question; "Mine???" - before they snatch your hot-dog right out of your hand. I hate to see them drunk. http://youtu.be/H4BNbHBcnDI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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