tipotep Posted October 8, 2014 #51 Share Posted October 8, 2014 (edited) I bet if her doctor asked her if she was Schizophrenic, she would reply " I'm not Schizophrenic, but I am " Edited October 8, 2014 by tipotep 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted October 9, 2014 #52 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Self-sex marriage. Huh... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qxcontinuum Posted October 9, 2014 #53 Share Posted October 9, 2014 I bet the sex is good too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qxcontinuum Posted October 9, 2014 #54 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Whoa...you're one hell of a good husband. ... For the next little while. Statistics are estimating about 2 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikenator Posted October 9, 2014 #55 Share Posted October 9, 2014 So if she like gets in a fight with herself just she sleep on the couch and in the bed our does she go to the bar and tell the bartender how much of a b**** herself is to herself it would be cool if she colors half her hair blonde and sows two dresses together like down the middle like a twoface Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted October 9, 2014 #56 Share Posted October 9, 2014 ... For the next little while. Statistics are estimating about 2 years. He's been married for 11 years and at year 13 he's (statistically speaking) then going to become a lousey husband? Is this more of that 'unlucky 13' stuff? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NicoNico Posted October 9, 2014 #57 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Humidity's rising, barometer's gettin' low According to all sources, the street's the place to go Tonight for the first time, just about half past ten For the first time in history, it's gonna start raining men!!!! opps, it's too late... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted October 10, 2014 #58 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I bet she'll find a man and cheat on herself. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taniwha Posted October 10, 2014 #59 Share Posted October 10, 2014 In nine months i expect she will give birth to herself. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortyStuff Posted October 10, 2014 #60 Share Posted October 10, 2014 You think she can file her taxes as a married couple now? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightly Posted October 10, 2014 #61 Share Posted October 10, 2014 ... How many times do i have to tell me!? pick up your dirty clothes!!! And where have i been!? i'm late again.. and I'm sick of it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snop1x Posted October 10, 2014 #62 Share Posted October 10, 2014 the police was called on the single couple after an argument started over the tv about which chanel to watch. things heated up when she started crying and through all her clothes out of the window which then went down to pick up shouting! when the police went to investigate they saw her breaking a bottle of beer on her head. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H132 Posted October 14, 2014 #63 Share Posted October 14, 2014 That moment when you realize that posting a quip about a funny news story was just too easy so you simply moved on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted October 14, 2014 #64 Share Posted October 14, 2014 so you simply moved on. The evidence suggests otherwise... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legadema Posted October 15, 2014 #65 Share Posted October 15, 2014 that will conclude that you are not alone...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidnightLady Posted October 15, 2014 #66 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Does this mean if she can stand herself for 10 years she will collect double social security? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didya See That Posted October 15, 2014 #67 Share Posted October 15, 2014 She is from London, they already know she is redundant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidnightLady Posted October 16, 2014 #68 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I would like to think she has a sense of humor. So perhaps we should send her these. You know sort of like a wedding album. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracona15 Posted October 21, 2014 #69 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I proposed to myself...I rejected me 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightly Posted October 22, 2014 #70 Share Posted October 22, 2014 well i hope she's very happy together 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted October 22, 2014 #71 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Is she not divorced yet? Surely the climax of this nonsense is to be the first person to divorce themselves... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidnightLady Posted October 22, 2014 #72 Share Posted October 22, 2014 well i hope she's very happy together Someone once said that when we die we all end up in a single bed. Now she can keep herself company and the cost of the service will not be doubled. I love it when folks plan ahead. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karasu Posted October 22, 2014 #73 Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) So if she divorces herself, does she still get half? Edited October 22, 2014 by Karasu 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted October 22, 2014 #74 Share Posted October 22, 2014 So if she divorces herself, does she still get half? All depends on the prenuptial... Welcome to UM Karasu. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidnightLady Posted October 23, 2014 #75 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Okay we all know this is silly but I'm delighted it was brought to the UM table. I have had more laughs reading the post here than in any other thread. I might not be able to put a Wedding Album together for the Bride(s) but I plan to do one for myself. Then when I feel down about something instead of consulting a shrink I can get back on target just rereading my fellow UM's comments. Laughter is the best medicine and I don't have to write a check to the doctor. One poster made me flash on Frasier Crane. Now there was a self absorbed pompous fanny, who in my opinion had one of the worse inferiority complexes in TV history. Now there was a person who should have married himself as he loved everything about him. Oh wait, he was a SHRINK! Great now he can psychoanalyze himself and still keep his money. Sounds like a win win situation to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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