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"Emotional Needs"


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After a really romantic dinner, a husband and wife are all over each

other. They can't keep their hands off each other and they jump into bed

and start getting all snugly. The passion is really heating up. They

get to quite an intense point, but then the wife stops and says, "I don't

feel like it, I just want you to hold me".

The guy says "WHAT??" The lady replies "You need to get in tune with my

emotional needs as a Woman " .

Then he realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might

as well deal with it.

So the next day the man takes her shopping at a big department store.

He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can't

decide. He tells his woman to take all three of them. Then they go over

and get matching shoes! worth $200 each, then they go to the Jewelry

Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The lady is so

excited. She thinks her guy has flipped out, but she does not care.

She goes for the tennis bracelet. He says "you don't even play tennis, but

OK if you like it then let's get it." The woman is jumping up and down

so excited she cannot even believe what is going on.She says "I am

ready to go, lets go to the cash register."

The man stops and says, "No, I don't feel like buying all this stuff now."

The woman's face goes blank. He Continues- "I just wanted you to HOLD

this stuff for a while." The look on her face is indescribable and she

is about to explode. The husband calmly says, "You need to be in tune

with my financial needs as a Man". w00t.gifwink2.gifwhistling2.gif

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OMG!! That's true, but so sad lol....but that's a way to really get a woman to understand a man's situation when you get him a breaking point lol.

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Well that in my mind would deserve a slappage!

I think they both deserve it.

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LOL ..ah yes... thank you. we are a better Moe for this

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