Nxt2Hvn Posted November 19, 2004 #1 Share Posted November 19, 2004 After a really romantic dinner, a husband and wife are all over each other. They can't keep their hands off each other and they jump into bed and start getting all snugly. The passion is really heating up. They get to quite an intense point, but then the wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me". The guy says "WHAT??" The lady replies "You need to get in tune with my emotional needs as a Woman " . Then he realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it. So the next day the man takes her shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can't decide. He tells his woman to take all three of them. Then they go over and get matching shoes! worth $200 each, then they go to the Jewelry Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The lady is so excited. She thinks her guy has flipped out, but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. He says "you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then let's get it." The woman is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on.She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register." The man stops and says, "No, I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." The woman's face goes blank. He Continues- "I just wanted you to HOLD this stuff for a while." The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode. The husband calmly says, "You need to be in tune with my financial needs as a Man". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Vandelay Posted November 19, 2004 #2 Share Posted November 19, 2004 I like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firefemme1202 Posted November 19, 2004 #3 Share Posted November 19, 2004 OMG!! That's true, but so sad lol....but that's a way to really get a woman to understand a man's situation when you get him a breaking point lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arwenpotter Posted November 20, 2004 #4 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Well that in my mind would deserve a slappage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gabe Posted November 20, 2004 #5 Share Posted November 20, 2004 that was halirious, but so evil!!! I want to try that sometime! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hAiLO_ Posted November 20, 2004 #6 Share Posted November 20, 2004 The truth is the truth and I hate spending money !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tia Posted November 20, 2004 #7 Share Posted November 20, 2004 very cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freaky6 Posted November 21, 2004 #8 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Well that in my mind would deserve a slappage! I think they both deserve it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryso Posted November 21, 2004 #9 Share Posted November 21, 2004 LOL... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lottie Posted November 21, 2004 #10 Share Posted November 21, 2004 LOL! I like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted November 21, 2004 #11 Share Posted November 21, 2004 LOL ..ah yes... thank you. we are a better Moe for this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mishari Posted November 21, 2004 #12 Share Posted November 21, 2004 looooooool cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zudo Posted November 21, 2004 #13 Share Posted November 21, 2004 haha suckers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancing_Dumplings Posted November 21, 2004 #14 Share Posted November 21, 2004 thats great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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