SHaYap Posted July 22, 2015 #1051 Share Posted July 22, 2015 How about a hug and a good hot cup of pure Venezuelan cocoa and honey ? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted July 22, 2015 #1052 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Would you really do that for me? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 22, 2015 #1053 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Chubbs, I'm offended that you ask that ! Don't you know I would do anything for you? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted July 22, 2015 #1054 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Oh no, you're not flirting with other men again are you? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted July 22, 2015 #1055 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Is that whats up with and why the scented candles all over the room ? Or are you expecting someone else ? ~ May I be excused ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted July 22, 2015 #1056 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Stay right where you are, don't you want to see this? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 22, 2015 #1057 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Are we still talking about the foot in your pants? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted July 22, 2015 Author #1058 Share Posted July 22, 2015 (edited) His pants, but whose foot? What? Is it not necessary to ask about such details in these decadent days? Edited July 22, 2015 by Helen of Annoy 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted July 22, 2015 #1059 Share Posted July 22, 2015 A foot in my pants? Did you hear me talking about my 12 inches? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted July 22, 2015 #1060 Share Posted July 22, 2015 (edited) Are they still all chopped up in separate inch length segments from your date with the Devil's Aunt ? ~ I thought you had it all sorted out weeks ago ... wait ... is that what accounts for your much disseminated internet legend in regards to 'three' stages ? ~ Edited July 22, 2015 by third_eye 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted July 22, 2015 Author #1061 Share Posted July 22, 2015 (edited) Great, will you bet third_eye will say he has one third of a yard? Even greater, do you know what you can do now? edit: Oh, here you are... one third eye... so, pray tell, do you happen to have a sore forehead? Edited July 22, 2015 by Helen of Annoy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted July 22, 2015 #1062 Share Posted July 22, 2015 (edited) Posted Today, 01:03 AM ~ edit : actually me first ... read 'em and weep Edited July 22, 2015 by third_eye 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted July 22, 2015 Author #1063 Share Posted July 22, 2015 No, get back here and bring a measuring tape, will you please? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted July 22, 2015 #1064 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Actually still me first come to think of it ... as I don't usually pretend to such endeavors, such as it is the post sequences still invariably favors my cause regardless of the determining factors called upon to distinguish your claims from the veracity of your accusations ... measuring tape or no so I must insist that it is neither fault nor deed of mine. With a measuring tape though I may find a use for it to once and for all, put to rest such a proposition among a myriad of many, that is reputed to be a third of a yard no less, a span of reach far exceeds the need in terms of depth and imagination according to some. May I ? *I was babysitting the kiddies watching one of the Harry Potter movies earlier, the kids loves to play ye olde english * and I now finally know what 'did you get my owl' actually means ... ~ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted July 22, 2015 #1065 Share Posted July 22, 2015 (edited) Did you get my owl? Edited July 22, 2015 by Junior Chubb 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted July 22, 2015 #1066 Share Posted July 22, 2015 How many inches of an owl are talking about here ? ~ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted July 22, 2015 #1067 Share Posted July 22, 2015 32 is the national average... Do you know the most common type of Owl in the UK? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted July 22, 2015 #1068 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Are you going to put me in a blindfold next ? ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted July 22, 2015 #1069 Share Posted July 22, 2015 No, but being in Malaysia, stereotypically three eye should measure in a much smaller unit don't you think? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted July 22, 2015 #1070 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Is stereotyping allowed outside of the banned thread? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted July 22, 2015 #1071 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Isn't this the banned thread ? Oh wait ... yeah ... its just us there and us here ... sad isn't it ? ~ I'll ban you guys over at the other thread ... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 22, 2015 #1072 Share Posted July 22, 2015 (edited) As an olde Englishe woman WENCH, I can tell you there's no such saying as ...... whatever it was you said about the owl. (Ye gods! I'm getting slower and slower .... hahaha!) Edited July 22, 2015 by ouija ouija 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted July 22, 2015 #1073 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Is this a new kind of thread ? ~ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted July 22, 2015 #1074 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Is this the kind of thread to leave me in stitches? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted July 22, 2015 #1075 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Is the Devil's Aunt still around ? ~ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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