Helen of Annoy Posted February 23, 2015 Author #226 Share Posted February 23, 2015 You think we heard about those in my Red Eye Country Club? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted February 24, 2015 #227 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Did they greet you with that secret Truly Initiated Handshake greeting and body grope ? ~ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 24, 2015 Author #228 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Heh, but third_eye, this is the uglier edge of the third world, didn't you know we know each other by the smell? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted February 24, 2015 #229 Share Posted February 24, 2015 I most certainly do and does , me thinks its the hatopusses that threw me off ... you haven't bathed them in a while now have you ? ~ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 24, 2015 Author #230 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Wouldn't bathing a hatopus be a hypocrisy? Not to mention the fair warning qualities of leaving the natural smell to tell people at 3 miles distance that yes, we do stink like that, so whose fault it will be if you chose to drop by and have the privilege of smelling it up close, in all its glory? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted February 24, 2015 #231 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 25, 2015 Author #232 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Who does such a disgusting thing? Don't you leave your chewing gum safely inside your dentures and your dentures inside a glass of water so it's all nice, fresh and flavoured in the morning, ready to continue chewing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted February 25, 2015 #233 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Have you ever tried behind the ear? I highly recommend it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 25, 2015 Author #234 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Behind my ear? It would look like tiny Sasquatch by the morning and would you believe me I don't feel like shaving my head just for a hairless chewing gum? I don't really chew them anyway, ever since I swallowed one (two, actually, three... those microscopic Orbits) in 1993 and they still didn't come out... or maybe they did, only there were no bubbles blown like I hoped for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted February 26, 2015 #235 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Where did you hope to see the bubbles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 26, 2015 Author #236 Share Posted February 26, 2015 If I didn't like you so much, would you believe me I'd answer with: "On top of your nose, where else?"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted February 27, 2015 #237 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Will you put your "bubbles" on top of my nose as well? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted February 27, 2015 #238 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Does that count as a 'wet willy' ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 27, 2015 Author #239 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Isn't it closer to the brown-nosing? Though I've never seen a brown bubblegum but then again, who knows how far the artificial colouring travesty went? Do they make them glowing in the dark too? It makes me wonder, is it the sign of truly old age, if I feel like checking all these edible new stuff with Geiger counter first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted March 5, 2015 #240 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Do you check your geiger counter before or after you put your teeth in to eat the candy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted March 5, 2015 #241 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I bet she doesn't. Whose teeth are they anyway? I bet she doesn't. Whose teeth are they anyway? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StRoostifer Posted March 5, 2015 #242 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Depends, are they real teeth or wooden teeth? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted March 5, 2015 #243 Share Posted March 5, 2015 If you're asking toyo about depends don't you thinkhe'll get confused with adult diapers? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 5, 2015 Author #244 Share Posted March 5, 2015 No. Nope. Don't. I won't. All right. Move on. Sure. So, did you know I sometimes can reason with my own self? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted March 6, 2015 #245 Share Posted March 6, 2015 And one of you is always wrong. How sad? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StRoostifer Posted March 6, 2015 #246 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Sad...... or pathetic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted March 6, 2015 #247 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Doesn't that also mean one of her is always right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted March 6, 2015 #248 Share Posted March 6, 2015 It could, but which one, I mean, who puts a bloody octopuss on their head? Really? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 6, 2015 Author #249 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Someone who run out of suitable bags? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted March 7, 2015 #250 Share Posted March 7, 2015 I forgot about this thread……... Did i miss much? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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