DefenceMinisterMishkin Posted March 7, 2015 #251 Share Posted March 7, 2015 How long were you away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 7, 2015 Author #252 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Isn't that a question that makes you realize there are only two kinds of people: those who always seem too long away and those who can never be away for too long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted March 8, 2015 #253 Share Posted March 8, 2015 You're talking about cenobite, right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 8, 2015 Author #254 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Is it safe yet to say he's away at all? cenobite, I was kidding, you've been away for how long but far too long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted March 12, 2015 #255 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Be quiet! Do you want him to hear you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted March 12, 2015 #256 Share Posted March 12, 2015 HEAR YOU? HEAR YOU? He would have to be stone bloody deaf not to hear you, wouldn't he? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted March 12, 2015 #257 Share Posted March 12, 2015 He went to that One Direction concert didn't he ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted March 12, 2015 #258 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Didn't they change their name to Wrong Direction or No Direction? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted March 13, 2015 #259 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Who cares? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 14, 2015 Author #260 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Do you want a list or just a profile of that type of people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted March 15, 2015 #261 Share Posted March 15, 2015 A list would be nice, don't you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reefearly Posted March 15, 2015 #262 Share Posted March 15, 2015 is that a rhetorical question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reefearly Posted March 15, 2015 #263 Share Posted March 15, 2015 (edited) but seriously, one could easily come up with at least eight poignantly relevant - and universally valid - interpretations, of an other-worldly, at least eight-armed entity having taken control (not necessarily via suction cups), of someone else's head... ring a bell? n'est ce pas? Edited March 15, 2015 by reefearly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 15, 2015 Author #264 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Eight-armed? Entity? Where? *wildly looks around* *under the couch too, but in the end, because where do you find stuff if not in the last place you looked?* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reefearly Posted March 15, 2015 #265 Share Posted March 15, 2015 ya well, to begin with, associating all stuff, and all possible places it could be, could still be a crap shoot - obviously - and secondly, 'wildly looking around'... furtively? but wait! pray tell, what makes you think I was talking about your head? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reefearly Posted March 15, 2015 #266 Share Posted March 15, 2015 oh, right... okay - forgive me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted March 15, 2015 #267 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Oiy ... who let the French in 'ere ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaiGer Posted March 15, 2015 #268 Share Posted March 15, 2015 is Claustrophobia the fear of Santa Claus? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted March 15, 2015 #269 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I thought it was for fear of having sex with a bearded fat man ... or was it bearded fat woman ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 15, 2015 Author #270 Share Posted March 15, 2015 How many fat (why not?) bearded (all riiiight...) women named Claus (really?!) do you know? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted March 15, 2015 #271 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Well there was this one time when I was really drunk and I wasn't so sure if it was a fat 'he' or 'she' but one for sure there was a beard , so no , I don't really know , it wasn't you though ... was it ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 15, 2015 Author #272 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Nah, not me, both my intimate life and my anatomy are far more boring than that, but pray tell, are you sure it was the beard? On the beard side of the body? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reefearly Posted March 15, 2015 #273 Share Posted March 15, 2015 don't you love witnessing the voice of experience gently guiding the un - uh - initiateds'? imagination toward reality? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delovely5150 Posted March 16, 2015 #274 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Are you sure they can tell the difference between imagination and reality? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted March 16, 2015 #275 Share Posted March 16, 2015 More to the point, can you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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