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Answer a Question With A Question (Part 3)


Helen of Annoy

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Will you be wearing that skimpy outfit that almost started that riot n Brooklyn ? If so then it's a guaranteed hit ~ a netquake or something like that .. no ?

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The real question is if a Malaysian whips it out and strokes it over Helen's Egyptian lingerie is it big enough to be seen at the resolution of his 10 year old web-cam?

Edit to apologize for that, but I can't help but push it to the next level at times.

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Was that jealousy talking?

What? Was that me talking?

Has someone seen my other personality?

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And chocolates too Helen, don't forget the box of chocolates.

But on the other hand, who wants a girl who just pigs out on chocolates all of the time?

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I have fast metabolism, you know... or you thought this constant rage can be sustained with lettuce only?

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I understand the rage constant satisfies part of the problem but as constants implies a unified theory of emotional relative metabolism suggested by Professor Oversword we should not ignore nor sidestep the strange attraction when it has been observed in many experiments in regards to the distinctive gravitational force of chocolate of such in the accepted Eighth Law of Helen's Personality, thus if your suggested velocity of metabolism relies on the insufficient character of lettuce that is evident if the nibbling continuum abstract is applied to explain such observations , are you able to provide any evidence of such indications ?

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How about you p*** me off while my blood sugar is low and see if the presented evidence will satisfy your scientific curiosity?

You know what's the best part? All those psychos that p*** me off are making my body burn calories, thus giving me more freedom to eat what I want, when I want while keeping better figure than them, now, were gods just ironic or outright just when they set that up that way?

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But you still have to pay bus fare for two seats, don't you.

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One fare for each butt cheek?

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One fare for each butt cheek?

Yep-all of them-each has it's own Post Code (or in the US called Zip Code).

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Yep-all of them-each has it's own Post Code (or in the US called Zip Code).

Oh boy, those are some big cheeks! Can you imagine the sounds that would erupt from those cheeks if those two continents collided? Whoaa.

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Oh, shut up, was it not clear it was the sound of chair crushing under my... greatness?

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Thunder bum!

Who said that? Who said that? Stand up the person who said that!

:angry:

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Is it not the moment when it's customary to blame the dog?

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What if there is no dog to blame?

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Do you want the short or the long answer?

All right, so, if there's no dog, then even better, since the dog that isn't there won't have to feel embarrassed, but do we really need the dog? I mean, why don't you just fart, because who has ever contracted a disease from a fart? So? Isn't farting the silliest taboo ever? Sure it stinks, but it only stinks, if you don't light it up there won't be any harm done, unlike with the sneezing that can give you all kinds of crap, including that oh, so popular ebola, and still, do we pop our eyes out in attempts not to sneeze? While there are so many people who almost exploded holding the fart they deserve a memorial... shaped like... I don't know, what should the memorial for the victims of suppressed farts should look like?

So, are we ready now for the long answer?

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Helen, how dare you malign my dogs-they don't stink at all, well maybe a little when they break wind.

How do you expect our relationship to last with comments like that?

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Do we hear wedding bells ?

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I think I have your eye ball on my shoulder ... did you find your other one ?

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I think it might be in my coffee... do you want it?

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How can you be sure its not hers ?

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The coffee is mine, definitely, I never drink from people's mugs because I'm afraid the stupidity of these proportions must be contagious, but the eye is most likely hers, because - hey, how many eyes are rolling around UM?

... hmm...

All right, how many eyes except your third eyes are rolling around UM? And how many, exactly, of those third eyes do you have? Seventeen?

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You know very well I can't count above four without my third ~ wait .. is this a trick question ?

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Have I ever asked a question that wasn't also a trick question?

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