+OverSword Posted January 28, 2015 #126 Share Posted January 28, 2015 How about pink? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 28, 2015 Author #127 Share Posted January 28, 2015 When have you turned gay? Is gayness now airborne over there at your place? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted January 28, 2015 #128 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Hey , leave that nice man alone , gay or not ~ we still have that pink paint left from the time you had to repaint some piggies ? ~ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 28, 2015 Author #129 Share Posted January 28, 2015 I repainted pigs? Hah, probably, but is it surprising that I had to block such memories? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted January 28, 2015 #130 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Well I did say the red lipstick was a bit over the top , are you at all certain and sure that such memories were blocked ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 28, 2015 Author #131 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Absolutely, how can you keep your conscience clear if you don’t block most of the dirty stuff? But pray tell, how can you even type with that hairy palms of yours, when you also must be blind by now? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted January 28, 2015 #132 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Oh I don't use the hairy palms for the dirty stuff anymore and I only pretended to be blind so as to get closer to what I need to examine ~ say ... how's your keyboard doing ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 28, 2015 Author #133 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Oh, we're talking dirty now? What? Is it only my keyboard that's full of crumbs, coffee and ash? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted January 28, 2015 #134 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Quite clearly things are being read as dirty, I think I need to reassess the BB code before I reply, one thing thought I can attest for the ash, as for the coffee and crumbs , perhaps you may have better luck with that nice man in need of the painted piggies in pink ? ~ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 28, 2015 Author #135 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Nah, you paint your own pigs in your own funny farm... would you like to borrow my broad brush? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted January 28, 2015 #136 Share Posted January 28, 2015 The natural blonde brush or the dyed brunette ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted January 29, 2015 #137 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Do blonde brushes have more fun? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted January 29, 2015 #138 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Depends on the kind of fun you mean, do you like blindfolds ? ~ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted January 29, 2015 #139 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Do you mean origami with your eyes closed? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinxDeMynx Posted January 29, 2015 #140 Share Posted January 29, 2015 pie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted January 29, 2015 #141 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Pie? What kind of question is pie? (I mean besides a delicious one) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 29, 2015 Author #142 Share Posted January 29, 2015 What kind of pie is in question? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted January 29, 2015 #143 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Is it cherry pie? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 29, 2015 Author #144 Share Posted January 29, 2015 (edited) Hmm, well, if I put a cherry on top of it, does it qualify as a cherry pie? Edited January 29, 2015 by Helen of Annoy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted January 29, 2015 #145 Share Posted January 29, 2015 If you wear a white wedding dress does that make you a virgin? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted January 29, 2015 #146 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Should not being alike a virgin sufficiently adequate on such occasions as long as the groom has no objections ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 29, 2015 Author #147 Share Posted January 29, 2015 May I bake you a pie? No, no, wait, everyone is terrified of the possibility they could be forced to try any food I made, so can I buy you a pie? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careful_perspective Posted January 29, 2015 #148 Share Posted January 29, 2015 || Woodsbooger opens her eyes slowly, peering around her bedroom shrouded in semi-darkness. Dust shimmers in the gaps where sunlight streaks through the curtains and she lets out a small sigh as she sits up to start her day. Suddenly her senses snap awake as she hears muffled conversation outside her room from the Unexplained Mysteries Mansion. "Blondes have more fun!" "Blindfolds" "Cherry Pie." "Virgins" are words of note she hears. Shocked at what could be going on outside she springs out of bed, shuffles over to the door and opens it to shout:|| What the hell is going on in here!?!?!? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted January 29, 2015 #149 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Didn't you ask for a bleach job? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 29, 2015 Author #150 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Have you ever met a hairstylist that wasn't gay? I'm not saying this was the second gay time you had in two pages, but could you blame someone else if they said that? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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