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Answer a Question With A Question (Part 3)


Helen of Annoy

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Quite possibly , do you go to sleep wearing your helmet and hugging a real pig skin NFL sanctioned ball ?

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Hmmmm I did mention ball specifically instead of balls ~ so I presume you are still watching the slo mo replays of the winning touch down wearing the helmet then ?

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Ahhh that confirms it then ~ watch the Cheerleaders Best Routines of 2014 Collection for the next two days and only plastic beer bottles from now on ~ do you have extra jock straps ?

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Wouldn't that be like erasing the contents before loaning a laptop, or emptying the trunk before loaning the car?

Who loans a laptop?

But then again, why not?

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It sure did get my att... hey, kitty, here, kitty... mic, mic (pronounced: myts, myts)... what was that, that I was focused on, again?

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Get that bloody octopus off your head and start acting your age.

You are over 16, aren't you?

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Pfft... Aren't you so old the sexagenarians are still jailbaits to you?

(Anyone who got dirty thoughts from the word "sexagenarian"... you do realize you should be beaten with a dictionary over your head? Hard covers, of course, how can you even ask? Do I strike you as someone cheap?)

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Actually, I am, but then again, if someone is a miser of your proportions then is there anyone cheap enough for his taste?

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Why are you wearing a jock strap on your head ?

~ Was it a gift or a loan ?

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If you knew me better, wouldn't you be asking what is the safe distance?

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