Helen of Annoy Posted February 17, 2015 Author #201 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Especially if I was tied to a chair... did you know the safe distance is growing exponentially with the amount of my p***edoffness? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted February 18, 2015 #202 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Who cares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted February 18, 2015 #203 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Is Helen gonna give him one of her tied to a chair round house kicks ? ~ I'll draw out the danger zone distance in red paint, two and a half feet should do, say ... I may have to add six inches , is she wearing heels ...? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted February 18, 2015 #204 Share Posted February 18, 2015 See #202 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 18, 2015 Author #205 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Aw, toyo, are you depressed? Come on, there are so many things to look forward in your life, like buying a plot, choosing the music, deciding if you'll have a priest, should relatives and both of your friends buy flowers or donate money to charity instead... not to mention the choice of clothes, have you started ironing yet? What would St.Pete say if you show up looking like a hobo? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted February 19, 2015 #206 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Since he's going to hell does it matter what St. Pete would say? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 19, 2015 Author #207 Share Posted February 19, 2015 (edited) Ha! What Christian is not looking through the baby blue blinds in a cloud window, watching the Gates of Hell, announcing merrily who has arrived and what they were wearing? So do you even have to ask if St.Pete has his camera handy at all times, just waiting for the moment when I come, in full gear, and half of the Hell comes out to greet me? Edited February 19, 2015 by Helen of Annoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted February 19, 2015 #208 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Is the hatopus going with you? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 19, 2015 Author #209 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Why? Would you like me to leave it to you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted February 19, 2015 #210 Share Posted February 19, 2015 And who says that I'm a Christian? And why would I want that smelly monstrosity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 19, 2015 Author #211 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Well, aren't you grumpy enough for a Christian? And who said I'd leave my hatopus to you? Wasn't the car enough? And half the house? Was it my fault it was the burnt down half? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted February 20, 2015 #212 Share Posted February 20, 2015 So, are you saying that those grumpy Ayatollahs are Christians? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 20, 2015 Author #213 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Have you forgot how politically uncorrect I am? So, since when do you think I'm using the same grumpy scale for us, sort of us, you and them? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted February 21, 2015 #214 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Politically incorrect? You are incorrect most of the time, nicht var? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 21, 2015 Author #215 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Was ist wahr, in dieser Welt? Anyway, incorrect? Who, me? Grammatically? Absolutely, but it was either one language decently or few of them hilariously because for a larger brain I'd need a larger head and excuse me, but isn't my head of just right size? *takes hatopus off for a moment to present the just right head size* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted February 22, 2015 #216 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Why won't you discard that attrocious head hat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 22, 2015 Author #217 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Because who takes pretty people seriously? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted February 22, 2015 #218 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Serious pretty people ? Seriously ? ~ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careful_perspective Posted February 22, 2015 #219 Share Posted February 22, 2015 But you're so pretty, and we all take you serious Third Eye! So why would you ask if we are being serious? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted February 22, 2015 #220 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Did I put on too much lipstick again ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careful_perspective Posted February 22, 2015 #221 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Yeah, I have to be honest, I don't think hot pink is your color. Try red next time? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted February 22, 2015 #222 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Which Red ? I have Raspberry Violet, Sensuous Twilight, Indigo Rose and Volcano Blossom ... or Scintillating Summer ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 22, 2015 Author #223 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Doesn't that depend on what eyeshadow you're wearing? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mskate Posted February 22, 2015 #224 Share Posted February 22, 2015 (edited) yes it sure does ! (Green) ?...(what a conflict) however who wears eye shadow now a days? Edited February 22, 2015 by mskate 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted February 23, 2015 #225 Share Posted February 23, 2015 The Shadowy League of Anti Red Lips Shadowed Eyes ? ` 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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