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YOU are BANNED! (Part IV)


Helen of Annoy

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Banned for starting to make some semblance of sense… Are you ok?????

Do the med's need changing?

Have i really been gone that long, that you are becoming sane?

What is this mystery? … These and other interesting facts about the ….. Misses H of the A, will be drip feed, as and when, i can can be bothered to.

Oh, yeah,….. And Hi there! Hope all is well with you…. but you're still Banned :st

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Oh, I'm fine, thank you :) I hope all's well with you too.

Banned for my star shines so blue tonight too... and you thought I'm going sane! Ha! :sk Gotcha!

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Banned for not giving Blue Star a dish of your famous Krap, upon her return.

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Banned for…… The Misses H of A only serves that particular dish for those very, very special people upon their return…. Mainly, just you. 'cause your special, special, that way mr P. ;)

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Banned for...you don't know what you're missing!

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Banned for some things are better let unknown. To be honest about my Krap.

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Banned for spoiling the fun. I swear...I get more entertainment playing with the mummies.

P.S. BTW they've taken a liking to the Krap. :whistle:

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Banned for playing with your Mummy! Move out of your parents house and get a girlfriend for crying out loud!

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Banned for not knowing the sand mummies moved in on me. I mean these people came along built houses and buildings, lived their lives, then they all died right in front of me. The nerve of them. And I wasn't gonna have that. So I resurrected them for entertainment. Not a pretty sight, I assure you. Bad decision, very bad decision.

And who's gonna date a one-eyed stack of pyramidal bricks? Who I say?! Huh?! Who?!

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Banned for belonging to the illuminati...stop staring at me! (your one eye).

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Banned for he's not belonging to the Illuminati, he belongs to the One Buck Away From Broke Exclusive Club. And he keeps that particular one buck here, so he doesn't spend it and thus lose his membership in the said Club.

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Banned for...ssshhussh! You want somebody to find me and take me?! Who you gonna have to spend those lonely ban nights with, once I'm gone?

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Banned for not that I'm trying to make you jealous, but Euro notes are full of fine architecture.

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Banned for your concern with arcitecture. Pish posh who cares about culture!!

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Banned for living in a tent is not as great as it seems.

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Banned for...yeah, but do any of those Euro notes have a fine pyramidal eye like me? You know you love the triangle thing...you know you do.

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Banned for believe it or not, but resting my eyes on arches that do not look back at me is kind of unwinding experience. Not that you should have any arches installed, there's this... primordial elegance in your simplicity.

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Banned for trading in your hedgehog for a blurfoot. Damnit man! That hedgehog was cute....you know?!

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banned for not singing Misty Mountains Cold, at least once

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Banned for but he did. It's just that it was so out of key you couldn't tell what song it is.

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banned for, you can't singing, you just gargling

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Banned for suddenly, you can't Englishing.

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Banned for Kraken jokes.

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Banned for he tossed the word salad first.

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