Helen of Annoy Posted January 21, 2015 Author #101 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Banned for it's only fair that first you ride the mule and then the mule rides you when she's tired. That's why mules are better than cars. Unless you can afford towing. In that case, sure, it's easier. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted January 21, 2015 #102 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Banned for what's the mule got to say about all this? The mule has feelings too, you know. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 21, 2015 Author #103 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Banned for I know, but no one ever asks me how I feel. And I keep telling what I have to say about everything and no one listens. You're the first and even you did it by accident. *pulls a tentacle up with one hoof and wipes tear off with the other* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted January 21, 2015 #104 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Banned for crying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 21, 2015 Author #105 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Banned for crying is good. You don't have get up and use toilet that often if you cry a lot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted January 21, 2015 #106 Share Posted January 21, 2015 *pulls cotton out of stone ears* What?! Oh-oh right, right. Banned for confusing me, the other mule, and everybody else. What the hell is your species anyway for godsakes! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 22, 2015 Author #107 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Banned for I'm a bit of everything... it makes one nothing, but I've noticed only us, the nothings, are something. Double banned for putting cotton in your ears. It can give you an infection, because ears have to breathe, or all those bacteria inside start multiplying like there's no tomorrow. You have to dip the cotton in mild bicarb (in water) solution if you absolutely want to have cotton in your ears, which you don't, but maybe someone is reading this who really does. Bicarb, people, it does wonders. Triple banned for we have the third mule here, only who has seen that guy lately? Mule, are you there? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted January 22, 2015 #108 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Banned for making me write all this useful information down. You got some nerve lady! ........and thanks, Helen. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 22, 2015 Author #109 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Not banned for you're welcome. Banned for you just laugh, but sometimes I accidentally say something useful. And it will be the death of me, but who cares, you have to die of something. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted January 22, 2015 #110 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Banned for being a motormouth and causing the death of you. Loose lips, sink ships. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mskate Posted January 22, 2015 #111 Share Posted January 22, 2015 banned cause I forgot to..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mskate Posted January 22, 2015 #112 Share Posted January 22, 2015 banned cause - don't drink & drive... that's why I ride a Mule! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted January 22, 2015 #113 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Banned for not loaning me your mule when I was drunk. Also for when I wasn't drunk because I can't drive worth a flip anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 23, 2015 Author #114 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Not really banned for driving is overrated. Besides, if you didn't kill yourself driving so far, you're driving just fine. Now, the banned part. You are banned, so banned, for my lips are never loose in the way a rubber duck could be sunk because of them, let alone a ship! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted January 23, 2015 #115 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Banned for having a ego bigger then me. Now I'm gonna haft to get the pump out and inflate mine some more, just to catch up with you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 23, 2015 Author #116 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Banned for bringing a bicycle pump to industrial sized air compressors fight. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted January 23, 2015 #117 Share Posted January 23, 2015 (edited) *swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish............* Banned for say WHAAAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS PUMPING NOISE! Edited January 23, 2015 by Purifier 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 23, 2015 Author #118 Share Posted January 23, 2015 BANNED FOR... OH, FOR CHEESE CAKE SAKE... aha, you heard the "cheese cake". Well, there's none. Maybe tomorrow. If I don't run away into the woods. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mskate Posted January 24, 2015 #119 Share Posted January 24, 2015 banned for being dumb struck for not knowing Men make a *swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish............*Noise 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imrunningthismonkeyfarm Posted January 24, 2015 #120 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Not really banned for driving is overrated. Besides, if you didn't kill yourself driving so far, you're driving just fine. Now, the banned part. You are banned, so banned, for my lips are never loose in the way a rubber duck could be sunk because of them, let alone a ship! May I ban Helen for she's a crackpot!! Also I ban you for using the word lips and rubber duck in the same sentence.. And.. seeing as this is a new thread I might just throw in a few of my previous entries like from a previous Banned Thread.. SMOKIE AND THE BANNED IT!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careful_perspective Posted January 24, 2015 #121 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Banned because everyone knows Bugs is better! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mskate Posted January 24, 2015 #122 Share Posted January 24, 2015 (edited) That's so cute!!!!! show off-tee hee Edited January 24, 2015 by mskate 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted January 24, 2015 #123 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Banned for giving into the cuteness. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted January 24, 2015 #124 Share Posted January 24, 2015 banned for 'ITS RABBIT SEASON' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 24, 2015 Author #125 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Banned for it's wasting time season too. And I'm late to it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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