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YOU are BANNED! (Part IV)


Helen of Annoy

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Banned for clumsiness. I never lost a friend. So, did you look under the sofa?

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Banned for leaving out the part as to why...it's because you ate them all!!!

For shame Helen! For shame!

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Banned for not purifying her while you had the chance.

Edited by Junior Chubb
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Banned for not knowing that my patented Pyramidal Egyptian Water Filtration System does nothing to keep Krakens like her out of the water. Even ol' Godzilla runs when he sees her, dude!

I mean don't you know she's bigger than the flipping' water filter trap itself for godsakes?!

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Kraken!!! Banned for giving Helen a great new nickname... :tu:

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Banned for it's slightly unfair to krakens. Other than that, I like it :D *adjusts tentacles with hand*

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Banned for not knowing that all Krakens call you "Mother Kraken" or "The Mother of all Krakens".

....and why do you think ol' Godzilla runs away from you, every time he seez you? Huh - huh?!

It ain't because he's shy, you know?! :P

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Banned for my search history looks so weird now and it's your fault.

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Banned for using a itty bitty, tiny, human mortal computer for searching the Internet with your gigantic appendages! How do you expect to precisely hit those micro computer keys when you can obviously misspell words so easily like that? You should call Dell INC. and have them build you a computer at least the size of a building with bigger keys of course...........and a tentacle barnacle remover for removing those crusty barnacles on your tentacles while they're at it.

Yeah your tentacles are looking kinda knarley there, Helen.

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Unbanned for you got that right. Fortunatelly, I have few weeks of space spa waiting just for me. I'll think of you... if something gets stuck in my teeth. Kidding. I will think of you and I will write.

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God Dammit man, thank goodness you are hear to keep the place in order. We can't have people unbanning in the banned thread, even if they are the illustrious 'Queen of Banning' Helen of Annoy. I am so pleased you stepped in that I feel like unbanning you but that just wouldn't be right so.....

Banned for being a stickler for the rules.

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banned cause you knocked me down with your rules.

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Banned for not bending the rules to save yourself an embarrassing TKO.

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Banned for getting your arm sliced off by a Jedi ligthsaber, when I told that blonde kid you'd kick his ass at the cantina! You got some nerve telling him that and look where it got you!

(you know that joke was a loooooooonnnng time coming, I don't know why I didn't think of it before :w00t: )

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Banned for taking a long time to drop that one....

But you still got there before anyone else ;)

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Banned for being a legend :clap:

and inspiring an avatar change...

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Banned for not being careful.... you'll be dead!

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Banned for Chewbacca here is first mate on a ship that might suit our needs...

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huuguughghg raaaaaahhgh aarrragghuuhw huurh raaaaaahhgh aaaaahnr raaaaaahhgh uughguughhhghghghhhgh aarrragghuuhw uugggh!

(Banned for not telling him that he might rip his arm off!)

http://www.wookietranslator.com/

P.S. Don't expect it to give out the same translation every time, BTW. Yeah unfortunately it's all fake. ;)

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uughguughhhghghghhhgh raaaaaahhgh uughghhhgh huurh huuguughghg aarrragghuuhw

Banned for letting the wookie win.

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