back to earth Posted January 9, 2015 #1 Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) A fisheries inspector saw a guy put a huge mud crab in his car at the local boat ramp. He went to him and said it was not crabbing season and it was illegal to take a crab at the moment , he was due for hefty fine and better hand it over. " I didnt take a crab." "Yes you did I saw you put it in your car." The guy pulls a bucket out the car and "Oh! you mean this crab ? I didnt take that crab, it was already mine." "What are you talking about." "He's my pet crab, I have had him as a baby, he is only that big because I have been feeding him and looking after him. Once week I bring him down to the mangroves for a swim, he is trained, he swims around a bit, comes back and I take him home." "bull****! " "It is not! ... and I can prove it , watch this: " He carries the crab down to the waters edge, lets it go in the water, it scurries off. They stand there waiting for a while until the fisheries inspector asks; "Well, how long before he comes back?" " How long before what comes back ?" Edited January 9, 2015 by back to earth 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubbly_Dooright Posted January 9, 2015 #2 Share Posted January 9, 2015 That was awesome, back to earth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back to earth Posted January 10, 2015 Author #3 Share Posted January 10, 2015 (edited) I like your lightning stubbs .... reminds me of some rather wild brothers I know 'down here'. > http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=276720 Edited January 10, 2015 by back to earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careful_perspective Posted January 10, 2015 #4 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Hahaha! This gave me a much needed smile, thank you! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back to earth Posted January 10, 2015 Author #5 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Oh yeah ! I can see it in you pic ... a double smile (ummm ... are you guys Siamese twins ? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolguy Posted February 10, 2015 #6 Share Posted February 10, 2015 My friend had a crab in his salt water fish tank he was cool he knew when it was feeling time he would waite for the fish food, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back to earth Posted February 10, 2015 Author #7 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Ah well , you would be familiar with this lunch time fellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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