emmy Posted March 15, 2003 #1 Share Posted March 15, 2003 An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it." "Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you are really cute!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceyKC Posted March 15, 2003 #2 Share Posted March 15, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Posted March 15, 2003 #3 Share Posted March 15, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreyKade Posted March 15, 2003 #4 Share Posted March 15, 2003 wasnt that a joke that roy "chubby" brown used on one of his shows? still funny though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted March 16, 2003 #5 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Very funny emmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LisaMHD Posted March 16, 2003 #6 Share Posted March 16, 2003 OH DEAR!!! Hehehehe, That was cute!! Id like to be a fly on that wall!!! Yea, I know, Im sick and perverted. Nanana, boo boo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_Jones Posted March 16, 2003 #7 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Very funny emmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EMIN3MSGURL217 Posted March 19, 2003 #8 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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