MeOnlyMe Posted June 9, 2015 #1 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Are you from Tennessee? You are the only ten I see 7 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post .ZZ. Posted June 9, 2015 Popular Post #2 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Your dad must be a terrorist because he made a bomb. 11 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Auntyseptic Posted June 9, 2015 Popular Post #3 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Remember me?, No? Oh yeah that's right, I've only met you in my dreams 11 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted June 9, 2015 #4 Share Posted June 9, 2015 this face is leaving in 5 minutes.... be on it 7 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post freetoroam Posted June 9, 2015 Popular Post #5 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Your dad must have been a chicken farmer because you sure know how to raise a c ** k . 13 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron_Lotus Posted June 9, 2015 #6 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Your dad must have been a chicken farmer because you sure know how to raise a c ** k . 7 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted June 9, 2015 #7 Share Posted June 9, 2015 theres only one thing wrong with your legs.. theyre not round my neck 7 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted June 9, 2015 #8 Share Posted June 9, 2015 if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? 5 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seaturtlehorsesnake Posted June 9, 2015 #9 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Are you from Tennessee? You are the only ten I see that's not a pickup line, that's a silver jews song! Your dad must have been a chicken farmer because you sure know how to raise a c ** k . i... am speechless. 8 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron_Lotus Posted June 9, 2015 #10 Share Posted June 9, 2015 (edited) worst one? "hey! you wanna ****!?" Edited June 9, 2015 by Iron_Lotus 6 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted June 9, 2015 #11 Share Posted June 9, 2015 that's not a pickup line, that's a silver jews song! i... am speechless. You speechless...get outta here! 7 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted June 9, 2015 #12 Share Posted June 9, 2015 (edited) does this rag smell of chloroform to you? Now, true story about a woman who thought I was chatting her up I was stood behind this woman in the supermarket, and she had a basket with not much in it. On the conveyor belt she placed... A cucumber, 4 tomatoes in a bag... a tin of peas, bag of cheesy puffs, and a bar of chocalate I was absentmindely watching her packing, and looked at her body, then her face...and she caught me looking so I gave that cheeky smile of mine...and I said, "I bet youre single arent you?"... She blushed and said.."Yes actually,,=..I AM" and blushed even more girly....then she said...."I saw you watching me packing my stuff, can you really tell Im single from what I bought?" And I said 'no not at all...its just that youre an ugly cow' . Edited June 9, 2015 by seeder 6 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron_Lotus Posted June 9, 2015 #13 Share Posted June 9, 2015 wow seeder lmao the grapefruits on ya. jesus..... 5 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auntyseptic Posted June 9, 2015 #14 Share Posted June 9, 2015 (edited) Now, true story about a woman who thought I was chatting her up I was stood behind this woman in the supermarket, and she had a basket with not much in it. On the conveyor belt she placed... A cucumber, 4 tomatoes in a bag... a tin of peas, bag of cheesy puffs, and a bar of chocalate I was absentmindely watching her packing, and looked at her body, then her face...and she caught me looking so I gave that cheeky smile of mine...and I said, "I bet youre single arent you?"... She blushed and said.."Yes actually,,=..I AM" and blushed even more girly....then she said...."I saw you watching me packing my stuff, can you really tell Im single from what I bought?" And I said 'no not at all...its just that youre an ugly cow' . Course she was single, That cucumber wasn't for use in a salad you know. Edited June 9, 2015 by Cat_From_Hell 8 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted June 9, 2015 #15 Share Posted June 9, 2015 wow seeder lmao the grapefruits on ya. jesus..... I dont know if you saw the final version of that post... had a few beers and made a few edits.. try it again 4 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron_Lotus Posted June 9, 2015 #16 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Course she was single, That cucumber wasn't for use in a salad you know. 7 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron_Lotus Posted June 9, 2015 #17 Share Posted June 9, 2015 I dont know if you saw the final version of that post... had a few beers and made a few edits.. try it again oh i got it all lmao 5 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlonewolf85 Posted June 9, 2015 #18 Share Posted June 9, 2015 "You-Me-Handcuffs-Whipped Cream-Any Questions?" 5 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron_Lotus Posted June 9, 2015 #19 Share Posted June 9, 2015 "You-Me-Handcuffs-Whipped Cream-Any Questions?" thats a bad pickup line?!??? 6 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted June 9, 2015 #20 Share Posted June 9, 2015 a thing to teach shy women really early in a relationship 'hey babe...I know youre shy and stuff and thats OK...so to NOT embarass you talking about sex... Ive got a real easy way for you to let me know.... if you want sex, then just pull my sausage twice...for yes....but if you dont want it... pull it 300 times - for no...ok'? 5 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron_Lotus Posted June 9, 2015 #21 Share Posted June 9, 2015 lmao oh god 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seaturtlehorsesnake Posted June 9, 2015 #22 Share Posted June 9, 2015 You speechless...get outta here! well! i don't even know what to say about that! on pickup lines: i've always kind of wanted someone to use the awful "are those space pants" line on me. because i do, in fact, own a pair of space pants. they've got stars and planets on them! 4 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auntyseptic Posted June 9, 2015 #23 Share Posted June 9, 2015 well! i don't even know what to say about that! on pickup lines: i've always kind of wanted someone to use the awful "are those space pants" line on me. because i do, in fact, own a pair of space pants. they've got stars and planets on them! They sound out of this world. 7 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlonewolf85 Posted June 9, 2015 #24 Share Posted June 9, 2015 thats a bad pickup line?!??? That's not a bad pickup line??? It must be my serial-killer glasses then... I wear them all the time, especially when I talk to strangers, it's true! 4 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron_Lotus Posted June 9, 2015 #25 Share Posted June 9, 2015 That's not a bad pickup line??? It must be my serial-killer glasses then... I wear them all the time, especially when I talk to strangers, it's true! not at all if i heard that id be like "welp! i got the handcuffs if you got the... hey wait where you going!?" 5 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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