Whats the worst pickup line you have heard?

[Cesadelo]

"I know we just met, but don't you think this smells like chloroform?"

[bubblykiss]

Excuse me miss, you look like you have sufficiently low enough self-esteem to converse with me for a long period of time.

or

I like the way you breathe.

or

You look disturbingly like my grandfather. And I like that in a woman.

or

Hey babe, wanna buy me drinks for the next 7 months?

On a side note, I have signaled random women at bars to come over to me when I am entirely too drunk to do things like have a conversation, sit on a chair or interact with living human beings or put more alcohol in my own mouth. Every time they have come over and asked what they could do for me, every time I have told them "I just wanted to see if you would come over here or not".

Edited June 10, 2015 by bubblykiss

[Iron_Lotus]

You look disturbingly like my grandfather. And I like that in a woman.

legit belly chuckle, highly disturbing, extremely hilarious

On a side note, I have signaled random women at bars to come over to me when I am entirely too drunk to do thinks like have a conversation, sit on a chair or interact with living human beings or put more alcohol in my own mouth. Every time they have come over and asked what they could do for me, every time I have told them "I just wanted to see if you would come over here or not".

deserved a gif that big lol

[Careful_perspective]

Not really a bad pickup line..more of an interesting one that got used on my friend. A guy came up to her and asked to buy her a drink, she says "Oh no, i'm sorry, I have a boyfriend." and he goes "I have two goldfish." Naturally, she is confused and says "What?" and he says very non-nonchalantly "Oh, sorry I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter."

[Iron_Lotus]

not bad just... ugh lol

[freetoroam]

On a side note, I have signaled random women at bars to come over to me when I am entirely too drunk to do things like have a conversation, sit on a chair or interact with living human beings or put more alcohol in my own mouth. Every time they have come over and asked what they could do for me, every time I have told them "I just wanted to see if you would come over here or not".

LOL

I knew you were a bit of a smoothy. What woman would not walk over to you?

[Iron_Lotus]

i will leave it as a link instead of embedding because of language im pretty sure this fits here lol

[mskate]

It was ...Hey , You, Now!

[notforgotten]

"You look delicious."

Edited June 18, 2015 by notforgotten

[MeOnlyMe]

The word of the day is Legs.

Lets go to your place and spread the word.

[OneWanderingSoul]

well let's see, lines men actually tried on me over the years

Did you wash your pants in Windex? cause I can see myself in them.

wanna ride 8 tonight? (I put a stop to this by pulling out a ruler and saying 'prove it')

Are you tired? cause you been running through my dreams all night

Did it hurt? when you fell from Heaven

soo..... What can i cook you for breakfast tomorrow? (well...... not that night but he did eventually fix me breakfast lol)

Any Irish in ya lass? Want a wee bit?

I can't remember my number, can I have yours?

while holding a wood screw, 'Hey, wanna screw?'

and people wonder why I am single...... geesh