acute Posted December 21, 2017 #1126 Share Posted December 21, 2017 I am worried that Santa will be too fat to squeeze down my stench pipe. (I don't have a chimney) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted December 21, 2017 #1127 Share Posted December 21, 2017 25 minutes ago, acute said: I am worried that Santa will be too fat to squeeze down my stench pipe. (I don't have a chimney) I'd fervently hope that he couldn't. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted December 24, 2017 #1128 Share Posted December 24, 2017 I'd better do a bit of shopping now it ought be quieter in the toon now 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessica28 Posted December 31, 2017 #1129 Share Posted December 31, 2017 That i hope my headache goes away and also i cant wait for dinner. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted January 1, 2018 #1130 Share Posted January 1, 2018 I think I'd like to be a strategy consultant. I'm not entirely sure what it is, but someone on telly's just said that they are, and it sounds impressive. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 2, 2018 #1131 Share Posted January 2, 2018 I'd like to be a Quantity Surveyor. Yeah! Survey those quantities, baby! Kewel. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessica28 Posted January 2, 2018 #1132 Share Posted January 2, 2018 It is cold in here 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted January 2, 2018 #1133 Share Posted January 2, 2018 I'm wondering if I've preheated my electric blanket long enough, because I'm going to take nap. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt Storm Posted January 2, 2018 #1134 Share Posted January 2, 2018 I'm thinking I need more HOT coffee...chilly in here 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted January 3, 2018 #1135 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Quote Bride protection work will be carried out on the A35 Upton Bypass with lane closures taking place at night on Sunday 14th January for 14 weeks whilst engineers install concrete barriers to protect the A350 bridge piers in the verge. I'm guessing they mean bridge. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessica28 Posted January 4, 2018 #1136 Share Posted January 4, 2018 I'm tired and hungry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted January 4, 2018 #1137 Share Posted January 4, 2018 I'm thinking how am I gonna afford next year in general 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 4, 2018 #1138 Share Posted January 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Matt221 said: I'm thinking how am I gonna afford next year in general Are you skipping 2018? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessica28 Posted January 7, 2018 #1139 Share Posted January 7, 2018 I am thinking that i want a snack. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted January 7, 2018 #1140 Share Posted January 7, 2018 I'm thinking about putting the dogs to bed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessica28 Posted January 7, 2018 #1141 Share Posted January 7, 2018 I am thinking about getting ready to go to bed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 7, 2018 #1142 Share Posted January 7, 2018 There's an awful lot of napping, sleeping, and general sloth on this thread. Get out of bed and GO TO CHURCH, YOU HEATHENS!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessica28 Posted January 8, 2018 #1143 Share Posted January 8, 2018 I'm thinking about dinner time already. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 8, 2018 #1144 Share Posted January 8, 2018 That housemate in the big brother house called India...scares me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 8, 2018 #1145 Share Posted January 8, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Mr Mork said: That housemate in the big brother house called India...scares me. I'm watching it now! I'll look out for her/him. Edited January 8, 2018 by acute 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 8, 2018 #1146 Share Posted January 8, 2018 I saw my home on national TV tonight! It's the weirdest thing since CNN did a report from here a few weeks back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 8, 2018 #1147 Share Posted January 8, 2018 13 minutes ago, acute said: I saw my home on national TV tonight! Crimestoppers? (just kidding mate) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 8, 2018 #1148 Share Posted January 8, 2018 1 minute ago, Mr Mork said: Crimestoppers? "You'll never take me alive, copper!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 8, 2018 #1149 Share Posted January 8, 2018 6 minutes ago, acute said: "You'll never take me alive, copper!" "Put the apple down and come outside with your hands up" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 8, 2018 #1150 Share Posted January 8, 2018 5 minutes ago, Mr Mork said: "Put the apple down and come outside with your hands up" If this was America, there would be a 17-strong SWAT team pointing their laser sights at my Golden Delicious. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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