Jodie.Lynne Posted November 3, 2019 #4801 Share Posted November 3, 2019 On 9/4/2019 at 12:13 AM, Luca-Rosemom 19 said: People calling my daughter a boy for wearing blue, grey, white or them touching her. DONT TOUCH THE BABY WITHOUT ASKING MOM OR DAD ROFL! We had a door-to-door salesman show up, who told my 15 y/o daughter (who had very prominent 'bumps' ) "Boy, get your parents." She was NOT amused... I still bust her chops by calling her "boy!" LOL 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted November 3, 2019 #4802 Share Posted November 3, 2019 Nosey neiboughs....why can't people be more like me,I no nothing about my neighbours especially the way they went out at 9.33and11s yesterday and returned at12.06 and 3s with thier tesco shopping . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted November 6, 2019 #4803 Share Posted November 6, 2019 Fake Journalism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Duck Posted November 21, 2019 #4804 Share Posted November 21, 2019 A mondegreen stuck in your head that you can't identify. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 1, 2019 #4805 Share Posted December 1, 2019 (edited) Hellmann's Chunky Burger Sauce has no chunks in it. Edited December 1, 2019 by acute 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Duck Posted December 6, 2019 #4806 Share Posted December 6, 2019 On 12/2/2019 at 5:04 AM, acute said: Hellmann's Chunky Burger Sauce has no chunks in it. Could it be that it's intended only for chunky burgers? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted December 6, 2019 #4807 Share Posted December 6, 2019 My phone charger reading that it is at 100% battery life and then it drains in a matter of seconds and shuts off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 6, 2019 #4808 Share Posted December 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Golden Duck said: Could it be that it's intended only for chunky burgers? I think you need to rethink your entire strategy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted December 8, 2019 #4809 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Police Pursue Dangerous Suspects At High Speed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Duck Posted December 11, 2019 #4810 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Not counting when I roll up my sleeves and they feel uneven. Then starting over, and counting, and they still feel uneven, and thinking perhaps I didn't count properly... Then starting over... FFS, where's a short sleeve shirt? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 23, 2019 #4811 Share Posted December 23, 2019 People who miss the ti out of Quantitative Easing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted December 23, 2019 #4812 Share Posted December 23, 2019 1 minute ago, acute said: People who miss the ti out of Quantitative Easing. I thought you said "people who miss the t*t out of Quantitatative Easing"? I thought, who's the t*t in quantatatative etc? Chancellor of the Exchequer Savij Jihad? US Treasury Secretary Steven Munchkin? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 23, 2019 #4813 Share Posted December 23, 2019 9 minutes ago, Dumbledore the Awesome said: Steven Munchkin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 24, 2019 #4814 Share Posted December 24, 2019 The elderly inside supermarkets. Take this example. Jim is slowly pushing his trolley towards Doris, who is studying packets of jelly. Jim parks up the trolly not to one side, but in the middle. Doris tests infinity in choosing jelly, picks one and then pauses in deep thought before heading in your stationary location. Jim u-turns without checking around. You end up reversing to let them pass by. 40 long seconds later you move on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted December 28, 2019 #4815 Share Posted December 28, 2019 Cold food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuteMeetsSmart Posted January 1, 2020 #4816 Share Posted January 1, 2020 On 12/28/2019 at 5:55 PM, Scholar4Truth said: Cold food. In my case, it's hot food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted February 6, 2020 #4817 Share Posted February 6, 2020 People who rhyme 'graffiti' with 'Rafferty' . It doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuteMeetsSmart Posted February 7, 2020 #4818 Share Posted February 7, 2020 My fur makes me go grrrr... I mean my hair. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jethrofloyd Posted February 7, 2020 #4819 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Blurry picture of the alleged Loch Ness monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted February 8, 2020 #4820 Share Posted February 8, 2020 Youtube ad's. I cannot stand having to sit through an ad for a 1-2 minute YouTube ad in order to watch a video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jethrofloyd Posted February 8, 2020 #4821 Share Posted February 8, 2020 12 minutes ago, Scholar4Truth said: Youtube ad's. I cannot stand having to sit through an ad for a 1-2 minute YouTube ad in order to watch a video. Install 'Adblock'. No more ad's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overdueleaf Posted February 10, 2020 #4822 Share Posted February 10, 2020 tissue makers that give out defective tissues... lotion and aloe??? so they say, but my chapped nose says otherwise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted February 12, 2020 #4823 Share Posted February 12, 2020 People that pop their gum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoami Posted February 12, 2020 #4824 Share Posted February 12, 2020 people phoning in the train Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted June 1, 2020 #4825 Share Posted June 1, 2020 injectible nanotechnology chips for identification, tracking & surveillance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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