Auntyseptic Posted July 7, 2019 Author #4776 Share Posted July 7, 2019 On 07/05/2019 at 7:21 PM, acute said: It's not my fault you live in Thetford! Grrr. Could be worse, could be Telford! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auntyseptic Posted July 7, 2019 Author #4777 Share Posted July 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Cat_From_Hell said: Grrrr how do you do a status update on here p***ing me right off, so much that i want to post about it but i can't, has it changed, grrrrrrrr, weird anyway, i guess status updates are not for the likes of me,probably for the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted July 8, 2019 #4778 Share Posted July 8, 2019 (edited) 14 hours ago, Cat_From_Hell said: I hope you get crabs. Not good crabs either. There are "good" crabs? Edited July 8, 2019 by acute 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted July 9, 2019 #4779 Share Posted July 9, 2019 Going to a drive through only to be told to pull around and they will bring out my order. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast Posted August 31, 2019 #4780 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Chocolate ice cream contaminated with chocolate chips. And ice cream with "extras" in general. If I want to eat chocolate ice cream, I want to eat chocolate ice cream and nothing else. Listen, all of you LANGNESE/Häagen-Dazs/MÖVENPICK/Bens&Jerry "Product Managers": you should be hit by lightning when shi****g! Twice! I`m bored about all of your "taste revolutions" and hipster creations. **** you! Stop it! This is the last warning! #@&%$/ !!!! Ggrrrr!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted September 2, 2019 #4781 Share Posted September 2, 2019 How about Chocolate Mint Ice Cream with chips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie.Lynne Posted September 4, 2019 #4782 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Allowing idiots to get under my skin on an internet forum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca-RoseElsie-Raemom1921 Posted September 4, 2019 #4783 Share Posted September 4, 2019 8 minutes ago, Jodie.Lynne said: Allowing idiots to get under my skin on an internet forum. We’ve all done that. People calling my daughter a boy for wearing blue, grey, white or them touching her. DONT TOUCH THE BABY WITHOUT ASKING MOM OR DAD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted September 6, 2019 #4784 Share Posted September 6, 2019 A slow internet connection! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted September 27, 2019 #4785 Share Posted September 27, 2019 TV ads that show you the whole commercial, then shrink it bit-by-bit, relying on you being brainwashed enough by the original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted September 27, 2019 #4786 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Oh..... and another one! I am aware that I'm male, but why can't I multitask at all? I can't use my cordless shaver and stir my tea at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted September 28, 2019 #4787 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Stupid internet trends where people do stupid stuff ie Tidepod challenges. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 16, 2019 #4788 Share Posted October 16, 2019 When someone refers to another as being ' as fit as a flea '. Those tiny critters only have 3 months left to live! So maybe this why your local doctor never uses that phrase when summarizing your health. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoseDancer Posted October 16, 2019 #4789 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Forum stalkers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted October 16, 2019 #4790 Share Posted October 16, 2019 People who call you on the phone but don't answer when you pick it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted October 16, 2019 #4791 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Grrr at 'fast food' in the UK. It's not fast, and it's not enough food. If I choose to eat junk food occasionally, I would like to eat it without thinking "I could eat that again!" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Duck Posted October 18, 2019 #4792 Share Posted October 18, 2019 On 10/17/2019 at 8:09 AM, acute said: Grrr at 'fast food' in the UK. It's not fast, and it's not enough food. If I choose to eat junk food occasionally, I would like to eat it without thinking "I could eat that again!" I have a similar feeling about Subway. I just want what's on the picture. I'm on my lunch break - taking a break from making decisions. And steak.... Them: "How would you like your steak cooked?" Me: . o O (However, the f&#* the chef reckons it should be cooked! He's the one that's trained, isn't he?) Uhhh... rare, please. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoseDancer Posted October 18, 2019 #4793 Share Posted October 18, 2019 My flat is in a courtyard where there is no parking but they do occasionally and this irks me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted October 24, 2019 #4794 Share Posted October 24, 2019 The smugness of Dutch cyclists 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted November 1, 2019 #4795 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Conifers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted November 2, 2019 #4796 Share Posted November 2, 2019 (edited) 20 hours ago, Matt221 said: Conifers I agree! They should ḟ*** off back to Conif. Edited November 2, 2019 by acute 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted November 2, 2019 #4797 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Pandas with their round black and white faces the bamboo munching fat ****ers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted November 2, 2019 #4798 Share Posted November 2, 2019 decadent Western "rock and roll" music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Walt' E. Kurtz Posted November 2, 2019 #4799 Share Posted November 2, 2019 5 hours ago, Matt221 said: Pandas with their round black and white faces the bamboo munching fat ****ers What sort of pandas goth pandas ;-) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie.Lynne Posted November 3, 2019 #4800 Share Posted November 3, 2019 On 9/27/2019 at 6:20 PM, acute said: Oh..... and another one! I am aware that I'm male, but why can't I multitask at all? I can't use my cordless shaver and stir my tea at the same time. Because you are a male. You poor dears can only focus on one thing at a time, due to blood flow. Apparently, males only have enough blood, and blood pressure to operate one or the other, of the two major organs in your bodies. If the big brain is working, the little brain is dormant ( mostly ). If the little brain is working, y'all are monotasked with one thing.... Gods bless ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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