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Things that make you go grrrr ( Part 2 )

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Jodie.Lynne
On 9/4/2019 at 12:13 AM, Luca-Rosemom 19 said:

People calling my daughter a boy for wearing blue, grey, white or them touching her. DONT TOUCH THE BABY WITHOUT ASKING MOM OR DAD 

ROFL!

We had  a door-to-door salesman show up, who told my 15 y/o daughter (who had very prominent 'bumps' ) "Boy, get your parents." She was NOT amused...

 

I still bust her chops by calling her "boy!" LOL

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Matt221

Nosey neiboughs....why can't people be more like me,I no nothing about my neighbours especially the way they went out at 9.33and11s yesterday and returned at12.06 and 3s with thier tesco shopping .

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Scholar4Truth

Fake Journalism. 

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Golden Duck

A mondegreen stuck in your head that you can't identify.

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acute

Hellmann's Chunky Burger Sauce has no chunks in it. :angry:

 

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Golden Duck
On 12/2/2019 at 5:04 AM, acute said:

Hellmann's Chunky Burger Sauce has no chunks in it. :angry:

 

Could it be that it's intended only for chunky burgers?

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Scholar4Truth

My phone charger reading that it is at 100% battery life and then it drains in a matter of seconds and shuts off. 

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acute
1 hour ago, Golden Duck said:

Could it be that it's intended only for chunky burgers?

I think you need to rethink your entire strategy.

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Space Commander Travis

Police Pursue Dangerous Suspects At High Speed  :angry: 

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Golden Duck

Not counting when I roll up my sleeves and they feel uneven. 

Then starting over, and counting, and they still feel uneven, and thinking perhaps I didn't count properly...

Then starting over...

FFS, where's a short sleeve shirt?

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acute

People who miss the ti out of Quantitative Easing:angry:

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Space Commander Travis
1 minute ago, acute said:

People who miss the ti out of Quantitative Easing:angry:

I thought you said "people who miss the t*t out of Quantitatative Easing"? I thought, who's the t*t in quantatatative etc? Chancellor of the Exchequer Savij Jihad? US Treasury Secretary Steven Munchkin? :mellow:

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acute
9 minutes ago, Dumbledore the Awesome said:

Steven Munchkin

:lol:

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Mark One

The elderly inside supermarkets.  Take this example.

Jim is slowly pushing his trolley towards Doris, who is studying packets of jelly.  Jim parks up the trolly not to one side, but in the middle.  Doris tests infinity in choosing jelly, picks one and then pauses in deep thought before heading in your stationary location.  Jim u-turns without checking around.  You end up reversing to let them pass by.  40 long seconds later you move on.

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Scholar4Truth

Cold food.

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CuteMeetsSmart
On 12/28/2019 at 5:55 PM, Scholar4Truth said:

Cold food.

In my case, it's hot food.

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Space Commander Travis

People who rhyme 'graffiti' with 'Rafferty' . It doesn't. :angry:

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CuteMeetsSmart

My fur makes me go grrrr... I mean my hair. :lol:

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jethrofloyd

Blurry picture of the alleged Loch Ness monster. :angry:

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Scholar4Truth

Youtube ad's. I cannot stand having to sit through an ad for a 1-2 minute YouTube ad in order to watch a video.

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jethrofloyd
12 minutes ago, Scholar4Truth said:

Youtube ad's. I cannot stand having to sit through an ad for a 1-2 minute YouTube ad in order to watch a video.

Install 'Adblock'. No more ad's...

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Overdueleaf

tissue makers that give out defective tissues... lotion and aloe??? so they say, but my chapped nose says otherwise

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Scholar4Truth

People that pop their gum. 

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Yoami

people phoning in the train

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Space Commander Travis

 injectible nanotechnology chips for identification, tracking & surveillance <_<

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