newbloodmoon Posted October 16, 2021 #4951 Share Posted October 16, 2021 I grrrr when I make a constipated face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 29, 2021 #4952 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Kevin bacon demonstrating a camera in his latest ee advert. Erm, Kev, its another iPhone mate not a camera. Why not talk about battery life?, screen size, etc. Oh and here's a good idea, Jim! HOW ABOUT RINGING SOMEONE UP Or DEMONSTRATE TEXTING, INFACT USE RHE BLOODY THING FOR WHAT IT REALLY IS!!!!!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 29, 2021 #4953 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Oh god here's another one....grrrrr Usain Bolt displaying himself near to a printer/scanner combo before droning on about inks! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted November 4, 2021 #4954 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Grrr at people who think they "stick it to the man" (as those comical yanks say) by not using BT. For example: Quote I would never get broadband from BT. I haven't given them a penny since they took 6 weeks to install my phone line in 1985. I'm with Plusnet. That's Plusnet — a wholly owned subsidiary of BT Group PLC. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Desertrat56 Posted November 4, 2021 #4955 Share Posted November 4, 2021 (edited) My neighbor just asked me why my brother has my name on the non-believer's prayer list at his church (which the neighbor used to go to until the gossips destroyed his relationship with his wife). My brother has never asked me what I believe, but he presumes that he has permission to ask his his devil worship church to pray for me! Edited November 4, 2021 by Desertrat56 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Desertrat56 Posted November 4, 2021 #4956 Share Posted November 4, 2021 On 7/30/2021 at 8:45 AM, GlitterRose said: I wonder if he meant what's the psychology of it. I wouldn't know why some people prefer crazy hair and others are repulsed by it. I can find the man repulsive, and still have difficulty looking away from his crazy hair. Maybe Boris and Donald belong to some kind of crazy hair club. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted November 7, 2021 #4957 Share Posted November 7, 2021 Underpants! Why is everyone talking about underpants on UM today? Underpants, underpants, underpants..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 8, 2021 #4958 Share Posted November 8, 2021 Christmas tv commercials. Mummy and daddy are stone cold sober...yeh, that's true to life. Spotless dining and living rooms which look like it's the first time they have been lived in. Everyone wearing clothing that's clearly brand new. Even the plates look like they've just been ripped out of box. The abligatory Jim and Doris sat there enjoying the delights of an xbox with the child actor. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 17, 2021 #4959 Share Posted November 17, 2021 Adverts on video streaming services. Just imagine if you had water shooting out of a burst mains pipe under your sink. The "you" tube vid on how to deal with it won't even start until you've watched a 25 second video for cat meat...grrr 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted November 21, 2021 #4960 Share Posted November 21, 2021 Grrrr at people who don't know the difference between abbreviations and acronyms. FBI = abbreviation. NATO = acronym. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 21, 2021 #4961 Share Posted November 21, 2021 11 hours ago, acute said: Grrrr at people who don't know the difference between abbreviations and acronyms. FBI = abbreviation. NATO = acronym. Oh stop GRRRing at me and explain why they are different. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted November 21, 2021 #4962 Share Posted November 21, 2021 (edited) 55 minutes ago, ouija ouija said: Oh stop GRRRing at me and explain why they are different. An acronym is an abbreviation that forms a word. FBI is pronounced "F.B.I." whereas..... NATO is pronounced "nato" , not "N.A.T.O." Edited November 21, 2021 by acute 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted November 21, 2021 #4963 Share Posted November 21, 2021 Double Grrr at ouija ouija. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 21, 2021 #4964 Share Posted November 21, 2021 20 minutes ago, acute said: An acronym is an abbreviation that forms a word. FBI is pronounced "F.B.I." whereas..... NATO is pronounced "nato" , not "N.A.T.O." And yet NATO is an abbreviation . . . . . . . . . 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted November 21, 2021 #4965 Share Posted November 21, 2021 11 minutes ago, ouija ouija said: And yet NATO is an abbreviation . . . . . . . . . All acronyms are abbreviations, but not all abbreviations are acronyms. RSPCA is an abbreviation; RoSPA is an acronym, with the "o" there to make it a speakable word. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 21, 2021 #4966 Share Posted November 21, 2021 Games consoles in how they take hours to install a game. Talk about taking a step backwards but I can remember home computers with cassettes and they took ages too. So you wouldn't think right now in the 21st century that a new game often means starting installation, going to work, coming home and finding the installs on 83%. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 23, 2021 #4967 Share Posted November 23, 2021 Right, I was about to tell you about last night's hot water bottle debacle but the phone just rang and that gave me another reason to GRRR! The phone call: me: 'Hello?' . . . foreign call centre scam woman: 'Hello?' . . . . me: 'Hello?' . . . fccsw: 'Hello? Is that Mrs. A? . . . me: 'What's this about?' . . . fccsw: ' Hello, Mrs.A. are you having a good day today?' . . . . me: 'What is this about?' . . . fccsw: 'How has your day been so far?' . . . . longish pause while I try to think of something to say . . . fccsw starts yelling, and I do mean yelling, she didn't just raise her voice a little: ' Speak up! Speak UP! SPEAK UP!!!'. I put the receiver down. I think she must be the wife of the man who has done this to me twice recently. Once, he actually phoned me back and asked why I'd put the phone down !!. It's come to something when the scam artists start screaming at you when you won't play along with them. It's quite unsettling. GRRR! So, the hot water bottle thing : 11:45p.m. I approach my bed, ready for a good night's sleep. I grab my pj top from the top of the hot water bottle and put it on. I grab my pj bottoms . . . only to discover they are absolutely soaked through! Water is dripping off them! There was an actual puddle which, before I could gather my thoughts, soaked into the pillow, the sheet, the mattress topper, mattress and duvet cover. I had to strip the bed completely and sleep on a pile of towels. Double GRR!! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedutchiedutch Posted November 23, 2021 #4968 Share Posted November 23, 2021 Going to a website to read an article and like 10 different ads open up plus 5 video's at the same time which makes it impossible for you to read the article and often makes your browser non-responsive resulting in crashing 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 25, 2021 #4969 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Receiving spam calls from Scandinavia! I block the little baskets and they then use another number. I'm thinking of getting a new sim card now...grrr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted November 25, 2021 #4970 Share Posted November 25, 2021 I wish the national weather forecasters would stop saying "Snow over northern hills". I always hear it as "Malvern Hills" and suddenly go "Sorry what pardon? What was that? Eh? Is it gonna snow?" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 28, 2021 #4971 Share Posted November 28, 2021 People with heads shaped like mugs or cups...grrr...wear a hat or something to make the upper portion appear more rounded. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 28, 2021 #4972 Share Posted November 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Mark One said: People with heads shaped like mugs or cups...grrr...wear a hat or something to make the upper portion appear more rounded. Sounds like you've been hitting the cooking sherry! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 28, 2021 #4973 Share Posted November 28, 2021 1 hour ago, ouija ouija said: Sounds like you've been hitting the cooking sherry! I wish! I feel like doing something to the two little monsters called Bradley and jack right now. Together they are like a box of matches and petrol. Add the snow outside to this mix and Sunday is nice and tiresome. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted November 28, 2021 #4974 Share Posted November 28, 2021 5 hours ago, Mark One said: People with heads shaped like mugs or cups...grrr...wear a hat or something to make the upper portion appear more rounded. You should visit Redditch! The male Worcestershire natives (as opposed to the Brummie overspill crowd) all have distinctive Osram lightbulb heads. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 28, 2021 #4975 Share Posted November 28, 2021 Bods with suggestions like the one above which makes my repulsion towards Toby jug impersonators 20 times worse...big fat grrrr! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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