acute Posted February 13, 2018 #1626 Share Posted February 13, 2018 newbloodmoon walks around shopping malls with white and black spray paints, to remove unnecessary apostrophes or insert missing ones. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 13, 2018 #1627 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Acute stores box fulls of these guides. And then every Easter bank holiday sees him carefully cutting out a particular colour until hes got enough to cover a wall. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted February 16, 2018 #1628 Share Posted February 16, 2018 (edited) Mark one is a scholar without a cause, nor does he have an accredited degree from Lycan polytechnic. This hasn’t stopped him from selling his all nautural vitamin enhanced spring toilet water called bon apa’pee. Edited February 16, 2018 by newbloodmoon 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 19, 2018 #1629 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Newbloodmoons real name is: Boffo Bogtrotter, The Magnificent 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted February 22, 2018 #1630 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Mark One is my twin cousin due to alien experimentation named Gloopnero Masstyplover Dinglebanarius but we call him Ned for short. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 1, 2018 #1631 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Newbloodmoon once went on a disastrous blind date. When he saw who he was meeting he wished he`d kept his eyes shut. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted March 3, 2018 #1632 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Mark One of course had to blab to the world about our blind date. I wouldn’t expect he still had the £50 I paid to keep it quiet. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 3, 2018 #1633 Share Posted March 3, 2018 newbloodmoon has become a self-employed Divorce Counsellor, because he's an expert at ending relationships. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 6, 2018 #1634 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Acute likes burning wood. Hes always outdoors come rain or shine enjoying his hobby. Be it on his back garden or near some public skip, hes always ready with the firelighters and matches. There he`ll be found in deep study, focusing on the flames which spit and crackle along some second hand sideboard or tree branch. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imrunningthismonkeyfarm Posted March 6, 2018 #1635 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Mr Moore now thinks hes an author. He also likes burning, he likes nothing more than the smell of burning of ass hair its his absolute favourite. Miss moneypenny' are you burning ass hair again? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted March 7, 2018 #1636 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Imrunningthismonkeyfarm had decided to be a rum runner and so he set off for tartuga. Once he got there, disappointment set in as it was explained that rum was now legal and there was no money in rum piracy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooth Sayer Posted March 7, 2018 #1637 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Newbloodmoon relives the same day over and over. As a reporter on ground hogs day. Wait, that was Bill Murray.....nevermind. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 7, 2018 #1638 Share Posted March 7, 2018 This bloke has got six toes on each foot and an extra thumb on his left hand. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted March 14, 2018 #1639 Share Posted March 14, 2018 (edited) Mark One is excited by the extra toes and thumbs, it shows that sooth sayer is the reincarnation of an ancient near forgotten Hindu god. Mark One will now make a pilgrimage and erect a shrine to his patron toe god. Edited March 14, 2018 by newbloodmoon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 21, 2018 #1640 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Everyone suspects that Newbloodmoons dentures are not what they used to be. Hes put it about that he prefers his packet of salted peanuts crushed into small bits. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 21, 2018 #1641 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Mark One has had an irrational fear of apples since John Prescott threw one at him in 1997. He has a panic attack everytime he turns on his iPad. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted March 22, 2018 #1642 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Acute likes to incite riots amongst troups of baboons. He does so by stepping out ftom behind a bush (the equivalent of a closet out in the wilds) and points with a malicious grin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 25, 2018 #1643 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Newbloodmoon once appeared on the British TV show: Homes Under the Hammer. The property that Mr Moon won was actually a first for the television programme. The tv shows host (Martin Roberts) was surprised when he met Mr Moon and found him stood next to one of these. Mr Moons new Drum The interior was indeed limited but this didnt prevent the upcoming property tycoon from modernizing its potential. Mr Moon described the outdoor electric boxes improvements. 20"x12" of reclaimed carpet. A few pound shop stick on coat hooks. A lick of some old white paint. ! battery powered radio, a gas powered cooking stove and a pound shop bread bin glued to one of the steel walls. A tent extension option is also included to give the modern abode its own conservatory. Mr Moon then keenly spoke about the surroundings. Ample grass land - which is ideal for growing food. A tree - not every garden has its own tree! Public toilets -with free running water, only a 5 minute walk away. And the best bit about this new drum is its exterior - top grade metal - and a dashing new paint job. New paint job The property cost him £75 with and extra £22.56p spent on bits n bobs. Mr Moon firmly believes that his work on the box will attract many keen eyed drifters. And he expects to recieve £111 once it has been sold. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted March 26, 2018 #1644 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Mark is unable to sleep at night unless he has been round his entire neighbourhood, shaking all the cars until their alarms go off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted March 27, 2018 #1645 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Ouija Ouija like to swing from the chandeliers in her knitted monkey onesy before she hits the sack. This was because of a tellie hypnotist called Billy the Bleu Magoo. Everyone has embraced her new wild side, 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 28, 2018 #1646 Share Posted March 28, 2018 newbloodmoon is a comedian, and (until recently) he was employed by the White House as Sarah Sanders' warm-up man for the Comedy Hour press briefing. Unfortunately, he was fired for doing Stormy Daniels material. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactic Goatman Posted April 3, 2018 #1647 Share Posted April 3, 2018 acute never lets me ride in the front seat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted April 3, 2018 #1648 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Austin annoys bus drivers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanillon Posted April 4, 2018 #1649 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Mark One is actually two Marks. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted April 19, 2018 #1650 Share Posted April 19, 2018 On 4/4/2018 at 3:20 PM, Vanillon said: Mark One is actually two Marks. Your plural assumption carries more truth than lies though. Take Merk or Mirk for example...but you would have had to have been here a very long time ago to see/meet them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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