ant0n Posted September 22, 2020 #1851 Share Posted September 22, 2020 Diddyman68 takes pictures. A lot of pictures. Pictures of blades of grass. He's obsessed with grass, all kinds of grass. He's the quiet one you have to watch. His wife takes a lot of pictures too: she pictures him and herself wherever he goes to picture grass. They're one of a kind. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted September 23, 2020 #1852 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Ant0n likes to play pranks on pedestrians whilst he's driving around. One of his favourites (Prank No.15) involves winding his window down, slowing the car down before sneezing or coughing extremely loudly. He then drives on (Displaying a sinister grin) whilst observing his targets reaction via a wing mirror. Some poor student is now frantically trying to scoop up his tray of chips and beans with embarrassment as the freed jumbo sausage rolls off of the curb and into the dangers of the road. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted September 25, 2020 #1853 Share Posted September 25, 2020 I suppose everyone on UM knows this by now: Mark One is not the One. There's something inexplicably mysterious about him though: who are those gorgeous ladies he spends hours having tea with almost each afternoon? That really is suspicious. I suspect all of them to be secret agents... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted September 25, 2020 #1854 Share Posted September 25, 2020 2 hours ago, ant0n said: I suppose everyone on UM knows this by now: Mark One is not the One. There's something inexplicably mysterious about him though: who are those gorgeous ladies he spends hours having tea with almost each afternoon? That really is suspicious. I suspect all of them to be secret agents... I suspect all of them of being secret agents. (FYI: I'm a secret agent too and I have a licence to kill) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 3, 2020 #1855 Share Posted October 3, 2020 Um, cool voice you got there, antOn. *Cough* AntOn firmly believes that a 20ft tall ginger feathered ostrich is stalking him and its name is Maggie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted October 3, 2020 #1856 Share Posted October 3, 2020 Mark #1 is obsessed with angels, despite his allergy to feathers. He's also known as "Sneezing Angel #1". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 3, 2020 #1857 Share Posted October 3, 2020 This bad boy always got the part of Quasimodo every year in the school Nativity Play. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted October 3, 2020 #1858 Share Posted October 3, 2020 (edited) Mark #1 cannot be caught out on anything related to The Spice Girls. He knows (very) intimate details about them, which he sells to tabloids in quite a shameless way. Edited October 3, 2020 by ant0n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 18, 2020 #1859 Share Posted October 18, 2020 Ant0n always drinks the last of the milk. Well I say that but he actually leaves a tiny bit left which he then tops up with water. He can deny this all he wants but I do have video evidence of him doing this. I spent a painstaking week hiding behind his fridge, laying in wait. I'm currently in hospital though, now recovering from malnutrition but the risks were worth it. Pack it in, Ant0n! Or I'll have to report you to the kitchen police. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted October 18, 2020 #1860 Share Posted October 18, 2020 (edited) Mark "One" owns a set of pink slippers at his home. I was "lucky" enough to see them one day (because Mark "One" invited me for Tea Time; well, that's a long story) and I can tell you those slippers are the ugliest slippers I've ever seen. That Tea Time was really great though. I still have difficulties in swallowing much clotted cream at once but I'll finally get used to it, in my next life, I guess. Edited October 18, 2020 by ant0n 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 20, 2020 #1861 Share Posted October 20, 2020 The bod above was invited around to my house to listen to the strange noises that originate from next door. I wanted his expert opinion on what sounds like a distressed horse nieghing in one of the upstairs bedrooms. Anyway, I knew what to expect before ant0n arrived. See I don't normally wear slippers or any footwear indoors but Ant0ns got an embarrassing knack of always managing to step in dog dirt before he arrives. So waiting for the putrid smell to register in his brain becomes an awkward situation in which I'm not too sure if I should hint what's under his boot. So, to cut a long story I put on the first things I saw, just before he arrived. My socks are sacred and are not going to collect and gather the dire condition that Ant0ns boots seem ablivious too. For godsake man sort yourself out!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosy.Matters Posted October 20, 2020 #1862 Share Posted October 20, 2020 (edited) I'm trying to get out of here but this Mark character is just that, a character that keeps popping around on this site posting all kinds of things. Come to find out { through the robot rumor mill } he's just another bot that thinks its real but get this, it even thinks its " 007 " half the time too! Okay I have to fly, last post, well -- I think -- maybe .. Edited October 20, 2020 by Nosy.Matters enboldened bold oh and a comma added for comfort too ~ 8 ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 21, 2020 #1863 Share Posted October 21, 2020 14 hours ago, Nosy.Matters said: I'm trying to get out of here but this Mark character is just that, a character that keeps popping around on this site posting all kinds of things. Come to find out { through the robot rumor mill } he's just another bot that thinks its real but get this, it even thinks its " 007 " half the time too! Okay I have to fly, last post, well -- I think -- maybe .. Nice! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted December 11, 2020 #1864 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Mark One does not exactly look like his profile picture, which actually is a picture of him taken in 2037. Yes: 17 years in the future. Mark One actually looks 17 years younger. He's the most enigmatic being on Earth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 11, 2020 #1865 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Anton uses a slice of old bread as a bookmark. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted December 12, 2020 #1866 Share Posted December 12, 2020 (edited) 15 hours ago, Mark One said: Anton uses a slice of old bread as a bookmark. Your post would have been much less funny if it hadn't made the being nicknamed 'Toast' laugh Edited December 12, 2020 by ant0n 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Reaper 6 Posted December 12, 2020 #1867 Share Posted December 12, 2020 7 minutes ago, ant0n said: Your post would have been much less funny if it hadn't made the being nicknamed 'Toast' laugh Toast has Jagerschnitzel in his shoes and under his pillow!!!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted December 14, 2020 #1868 Share Posted December 14, 2020 Manwon works for Anthony fauci. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 15, 2020 #1869 Share Posted December 15, 2020 Scholars method of meditating involves watching paint dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosy.Matters Posted March 27, 2021 #1870 Share Posted March 27, 2021 . . and the infamous "' Mark I "" bot is hashing bios update as he tries to replicate a puzzling humor solution the humanisms named joke 00789 and why seven would eat anybody is just beyond his current code sets / AI algs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted March 27, 2021 #1871 Share Posted March 27, 2021 Nosy Matters is indeed Stewie from Family Guy. They just chose to keep their identity secret. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 28, 2021 #1872 Share Posted March 28, 2021 Mr Scholar has lived his life believing that he is colourblind. Because whenever he buys some red cheese he's left with a block something orange coloured. Matters become even more traumatic & sweaty for him in Tesco's as he approaches the fruit aisle. His hands begin to grip the handle bar of his trolley with shaking, nervous tension as soon as he clocks the oranges. And don't even get me started on his reaction to blood oranges! Traffic lights scare him even more. Their wicked taunting, oh those three lights of Orange, yellow orange, green. And that flippin middle one blinking at him as small beads of sweat build upon his brow with teeth grinding tension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted March 28, 2021 #1873 Share Posted March 28, 2021 Mark "One" believes he's the authentic and unique reincarnation of Roger Moore simply because he's got a nasty mole near his left nostril, too. How simplistic, really... Also, Mark "One" is a fake smoker: he does not even inhale the smoke. He should really be renamed "Mark Fake One". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spirit-writer Posted April 15, 2021 #1874 Share Posted April 15, 2021 Ant0n eats fried rice with his chopsticks upside down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted April 16, 2021 #1875 Share Posted April 16, 2021 (edited) On 4/15/2021 at 8:31 PM, spirit-writer said: Ant0n eats fried rice with his chopsticks upside down. Spirit-writer actually is the spirit of an interplanetarily famous writer hardly anyone has heard about in this world (yet). Edited April 16, 2021 by ant0n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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