Mark One Posted April 3, 2018 #6126 Share Posted April 3, 2018 On 4/2/2018 at 3:34 PM, ouija ouija said: Have you two been at the sauce again? May-yay be...*scratches somewhere* bud in theee morning I`ll be a sober judgerer thingy and * burp* still own an original ssszzZX Spectlum colmbooter with 48K of RUM...*groans* Vlad, wiz is that pizza yer ordered? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted April 28, 2018 #6127 Share Posted April 28, 2018 "- Another great save by Jesus!!!...and the crowd goes wild" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted April 29, 2018 #6128 Share Posted April 29, 2018 21 hours ago, EllJay said: "- Another great save by Jesus!!!...and the crowd goes wild" Surely god could have magicked that football away? And why did the goalie go to so much bother when all you need to do (apparently) is have a good pray? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted May 4, 2018 #6129 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Harry Potter `dropped some acid´... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 6, 2018 #6130 Share Posted May 6, 2018 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImmortalSupernaturalAlien Posted May 6, 2018 #6131 Share Posted May 6, 2018 Soooo... Do I win or what? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MainerMikeBrown Posted May 8, 2018 #6132 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Now I'm proud to be last. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted May 13, 2018 #6133 Share Posted May 13, 2018 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 22, 2018 #6134 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Its a winner-winner, chicken dinner for me then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted May 22, 2018 #6135 Share Posted May 22, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted May 22, 2018 #6136 Share Posted May 22, 2018 5 hours ago, ouija ouija said: I'm sorry Quija, that wont just cut it... A bird chirping for a bit??? Come back when he sounds like a chainsaw....or a camera-shutter.....or a car-alarm....in the middle of the jungle,...and just to fuuckin top it off; it sounds (exactly, to the point) like a motor-chainsaw....' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 24, 2018 #6137 Share Posted May 24, 2018 So long suckers! I`m going to celebrate my win with a NHS style roast dinner. *takes a nervous bite* Yes...they've certainly captured the... *eyes begin to water* ...taste of... *gulp* ...good old fashioned, home cooking... *reaches for phone* ...ambulance please... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 25, 2018 #6138 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Just to keep ahead of the competition here I`m going to play my joker card - Hull. Yes thats right, try and beat that! Ghouls in the toilets and flying loo rolls. We spent a spooky night in Hull. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted June 8, 2018 #6139 Share Posted June 8, 2018 Your Joker is rubbish, Mark. As if pugs weren't cute enough, how about a pug puppy?!! BEAT THIS! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 8, 2018 #6140 Share Posted June 8, 2018 Bah...you little minx! Talk about hitting my weak spot! Let dark Dereks American cousin say it for me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 7, 2018 #6141 Share Posted July 7, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 9, 2018 #6142 Share Posted July 9, 2018 ^ ^ he's lovely ...... and very nearly a winner. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 26, 2018 #6143 Share Posted July 26, 2018 You can change the direction of the train if you really want to. All you need to do is concentrate. The same applies to your life and the direction its heading. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dejarma Posted July 27, 2018 #6144 Share Posted July 27, 2018 who determines the last post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted July 27, 2018 #6145 Share Posted July 27, 2018 I do, tho I've been known to blow it now & again... this is not however, one of those times I win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 27, 2018 #6146 Share Posted July 27, 2018 Yes fair enough, you win. A good win indeed...oh wait, Ive just posted so erm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted July 27, 2018 #6147 Share Posted July 27, 2018 2 hours ago, Mark One said: Yes fair enough, you win. A good win indeed...oh wait, Ive just posted so erm... definitely experiencing a twinge of besmirchment there... but no matter; congrats anyway! and all that rot... oh but hang on a minute, look who's winning now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted August 5, 2018 #6148 Share Posted August 5, 2018 Proboscis monkeys ....... the new tapirs! WHAT A WINNER!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted August 6, 2018 #6149 Share Posted August 6, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Duck Posted August 10, 2018 #6150 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Puggle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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