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Senior citizen in Mexico 'injured by UFO'

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A 68-year-old man suffered a head wound that he claimed he had sustained when a UFO attacked him.

The peculiar incident, which took place last month in Paso de Ovejas, involved Francisco Acosta Tostado who had been cycling along a state highway when he encountered an "unidentified craft" which swooped down so low that it knocked him off his bike and sent him hurtling on to the ground.

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seeder

Could be a bird strike, or he was tipsy and just fell off, felt foolish, and made the story up! :lol:

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Kurzweil

I love stories where the experts are local farmers.

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b0wn

I'm sure he was hit by a Frisbee by some children.

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mdenise

how about a drone?

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Leo Krupe

how about a drone?

No thanks. I just ate.

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qxcontinuum

Mexican mushrooms dammit !

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Nnicolette

Have you ever seen a tire come off and the hubcap nail someone in the head? He has.

No really though renegade tires are dangerous i've seen people lose them and nearly kill pedestrians.

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zac509

I guess hes just another old crazy deathbed confessionist

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psyche101

I guess hes just another old crazy deathbed confessionist

He is on his deathbed now?

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Sir Wearer of Hats

Was his name Senoir Jose Citizen?

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Ashyne

Instead of categorizing it under "The UFO Phenomenon", make a new section titled "The Delusional Phenomenon".

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Mr.United_Nations

Speedy gonzalez

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Calibeliever

"When drones attack"

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Sweetpumper

Flying taco monster.

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Matt Vinyl

I love stories where the experts are local farmers.

If this was the 'tractors and sheep farming' forums, I would absolutely listen to their expert opinion. :)

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Paranomali

Poor fella, ufo's these days! They let anybody drive them now.

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stereologist

I think the person got off lucky. Look what happened to one of his countrymen!

http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/alien.htm

A Mexican gardener is living in fear because the space alien that beat him to a pulp and tried to mate with his weed eater returned to his house--and raped his electric broom.

"I'll have no peace until that creature is dead," Oscar Diaz, 47, told newsmen. "I still can't figure out why he's torturing me.

"If he wants to mate with tools and appliances he ought to go to a hardware store."

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Nnicolette

Wtf... a reptilian broke in and raped his broom? He sure must have come a long way to hideout in this guys closet. Im pretty sure anything that built a spaceship isnt coming here to rape appliances but what do i know.

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Kurzweil

I'm more interested in finding out if that aliens form of cross breeding was successful. Either way I wouldn't use those tools again.

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Calibeliever

I think the person got off lucky. Look what happened to one of his countrymen!

http://www.lhup.edu/...manek/alien.htm

No. Words.

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scaniaman

wtf, raping an electric broom. what is an electric broom? I think tequila might have had something to do with it.

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Kurzweil

I think electric broom is an article safe term for something along the lines of a fleshlight but with bristles. Ahem, not that I would know just guessing here.

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psyche101

wtf, raping an electric broom. what is an electric broom? I think tequila might have had something to do with it.

Is an electric broom just a vacuum cleaner? Heard some horror stories about them growing up!! Not ones I would repeat in a family forum, but might explain this alien and his fetish.

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