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The Excuse Game


WeirdCreatures248

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So basically all you have to do is follow this come up with an excuse for the question or the thing that the person told you who is above you. Here's an example:

Person 1: open your window

Person 2: I can't. I don't have any windows. Jump into the ocean.

Person 3: I don't know how to swim! Go ghost hunting

Person 4: no, I'll be too scared. Dump out your garbage can.

So then you go on and on. It's actually pretty fun!

Here are the rules:

1. Follow ALL forum rules; do not be inappropriate and don't use any curse words. There are younger members here and we want a fun, safe environment.

2. Have fun. This game is about fun, not about coming up with a better excuse or statement for someone.

Okay, so I guess I'll start out:

Give me some candy corn!

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But he's very old, I don't think his hearing is good anymore.

Go outside

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At this time of night? I don't think so!

Wash the car.

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But we're all out of car wash soap!

Suck water up through your nose!

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Wash the car. I can't, the cat sold it on E-bay.

Finish painting the fence.

But we're all out of car wash soap!

Suck water up through your nose!

I promised the Pope I would not do that anymore.

Clone that dinosaur.

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But the only Dinosuar alive now is the one that scientists are trying to hatch. I don't have a hold of the scientists' work.

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But the only Dinosuar alive now is the one that scientists are trying to hatch. I don't have a hold of the scientists' work.

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I would but the Editor's Guild would break my fingers.....again.

Build the shed.

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It's nighttime!

Open all your windows!

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It's nighttime!

Open all your windows!

I can't I replaced all the windows with spider webs and those spiders are angry.

Dig me a well.

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I don't have a shovel.

PM me

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But I'm a vampire, I can't possibly help you

Give me ice cream

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There is no "evil" cat. Those are in the stories...

Give me a pillow so we can pillow fight! xD

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  • 1 month later...

No cat, no tuna. It was like that when I got here...

Go us get some gin..

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  • 2 weeks later...

Gins a wicked spirit or did you mean Jinn?

Looks like another case for Mulder & Scully

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Well, there's no way I could pass for Scully and I don't know where I'd find a Mulder lookalike in these parts so ...... you'll have to give the case to someone else. :hmm: Sorry.

Dispose of Xenofish .... he's hiding under my bed making a mess ..... and smells! :huh:

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Tis done, I smoked him out.

Now whats needed is a cup of tea and some bikkys.

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