Horta Posted November 2, 2015 #51 Share Posted November 2, 2015 (edited) That really happened - The Government Just Shutdown a Bigfoot Researcher - or did it? It's certainly an impeccable source that begins with....."rumor has it" lol. Could have been shut down by any number of things...rogue elements within the the NSA (National 'Squatch Apprehensions), the SEALS (Sasquatch, Extraterrestrials And Lycanthropy Society) or CIA (Crypto Intelligence Agency). Could also involve a cabal of the "illuminati" because of the technology of the reptilian aliens that bring them here.....and also wishes to remain cryptic......for no logically apparent or supportable reasons that anyone can seem to think of.... After all, they faked an entire moon landing, so this would be nothing. Edited November 2, 2015 by Horta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podo Posted November 2, 2015 #52 Share Posted November 2, 2015 It's certainly an impeccable source that begins with....."rumor has it" lol. Could have been shut down by any number of things...rogue elements within the the NSA (National 'Squatch Apprehensions), the SEALS (Sasquatch, Extraterrestrials And Lycanthropy Society) or CIA (Crypto Intelligence Agency). Could also involve a cabal of the "illuminati" because of the technology of the reptilian aliens that bring them here.....and also wishes to remain cryptic......for no logically apparent or supportable reasons that anyone can seem to think of.... After all, they faked an entire moon landing, so this would be nothing. No, the moon landings weren't fake. Everyone knows they were done for real, but not by humans, instead being done by the illuminati lizard people who did it to control our brains. They're the same people who put vaccines in our autism. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horta Posted November 3, 2015 #53 Share Posted November 3, 2015 All joking aside though, I can see where it might be better for bigfoot to remain undiscovered, simply to protect humanity. It would simply shake the worldview of humanity to the core if another Ape species were found. The very fabric of society would collapse, anarchy would ensue. Humanity might find itself in an unrecoverable position as we saw with the pandemonium that ensued after the discoveries of the Orangu....er.....the Chimpan.....er.....the Goril.....er...... It would be bad though, for um.....er.....some reason or other. I wonder why certain, prominent "bigfoot scientists" are not also shut down by special ops? Secret CIA (Crypto Intel Agency) operatives tasked with making the subject of bigfoot seem like a ridiculous pseudoscience.....? Credit where it's due, certainly good at their job, if so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Cooper Merrin Posted November 3, 2015 #54 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Then what do the local Susquatch eat? Grubs, fish, shoots and berries I suppose. No? I have no idea what fictional "Susquatch" eat. I presume its completely open to guesses. ....so il take a guess at unicorn $h!t 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Cooper Merrin Posted November 3, 2015 #55 Share Posted November 3, 2015 All joking aside though, I can see where it might be better for bigfoot to remain undiscovered, simply to protect humanity. It would simply shake the worldview of humanity to the core if another Ape species were found. The very fabric of society would collapse, anarchy would ensue. Humanity might find itself in an unrecoverable position as we saw with the pandemonium that ensued after the discoveries of the Orangu....er.....the Chimpan.....er.....the Goril.....er...... It would be bad though, for um.....er.....some reason or other. I wonder why certain, prominent "bigfoot scientists" are not also shut down by special ops? Secret CIA (Crypto Intel Agency) operatives tasked with making the subject of bigfoot seem like a ridiculous pseudoscience.....? Credit where it's due, certainly good at their job, if so. You're joking right..???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horta Posted November 3, 2015 #56 Share Posted November 3, 2015 You're joking right..???? Yeah. We need [sarcasm] sarcasm[/sarcasm] tags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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