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YOU are BANNED! (Part 5)


tcgram

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Banned because through my half-awake eyes I read panty ...yes, I know...I misspelled it too :unsure2:

Banned again because now you know how my feeble, one track mind works. :innocent:

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Banned for leaving me puzzled as to why you think Helen would wish to illuminate her panties with matches! :huh:

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Banned for now it's going to look like it's me that keeps talking about farting, but isn't burning a fart the only logical explanation?

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Banned for overly dramatic dispersal of farts.

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Banned for it's more dramatic if you don't disperse them.

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banned for leaving no opening for relief

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Banned for I won't even comment that. Nope. I'll just save one muklorazarajuchi (silently destructive) for you. In a plastic bag.

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Banned for not including pot and farts in the same ban. O' what a ride, man! What a ride!

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Banned for: you forgot the yeast!

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Banned for not including pot and farts in the same ban. O' what a ride, man! What a ride!

Banned for being so stoned you don't care about farts or what comes after them.

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Banned for not wearing official UM sanctioned illuminating under garments

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Banned for infringing on the UM Non Radioactive Derelict Atomic Board edicts and compromising the authority dispensed upon the UM Council of Non Toxic Illuminated Panties

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Banned because the glow feels sooooo good.

Banned for......okay, now I'm the one who doesn't have a good comeback for that one.

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Banned for no way. ;)

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Banned for close hanging the hell out of that guy like that. Still! That was epic!

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Banned for I have no idea what is supposed to go on but even I am impressed with that red no.1.

Edited by Helen of Annoy
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Yes, he's impressive and I have no idea of what is going on either! Banned for: downside: he nearly decapitated the guy!

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Banned for: as Shakespeare said, 'All's fair in love and football'.

edit for: it is football ............. isn't it? :unsure2:

Edited by ouija ouija
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Banned for I can hear him spinning in his grave all the way down here. And you'll wonder where from that sudden wind has come.

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