Gunn Posted October 16, 2015 #126 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Banned for trying to mimic a goose. These geese are not amused. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 16, 2015 Author #127 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Banned for having angry geese. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted October 16, 2015 #128 Share Posted October 16, 2015 ...banned because the geese wobbled in and chaos ensued ...banned again because of the land mines left behind. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 16, 2015 Author #129 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Banned for stepping in said land mines.....yuck! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted October 17, 2015 #130 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Banned because it was more than a land mine you stepped on. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted October 17, 2015 #131 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Banned for inspecting it by running your finger through it and giving it a taste. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted October 17, 2015 #132 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Banned because I can't believe it's not butter. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 17, 2015 Author #133 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Banned for grossing us out. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted October 17, 2015 #134 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Banned for not helping him. *increases the grossness more* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 17, 2015 Author #135 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Banned for not helping him. *increases the grossness more* Banned for I thought YOU were going to help him. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted October 17, 2015 #136 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Banned for expecting that. Because expectations often lead to disappointments. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted October 17, 2015 #137 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Banned because we used to buy a gross of cherry bombs (aka 144) for chump change. Banned again because when I was young, dumb, and full of_____ I got busted for firecrackers and had to go to court to rat on the place that sold them to me. I didn't show and was threatened with a subpoena, but at 14 years of age they gave it up. ...now back to our original topic after me going on and on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 17, 2015 #138 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Banned for we still have few morons and innocent bystanders badly hurt each year, thanks to creative explosions. Fireworks? Great. Signal rockets? All right, passable. Firecrackers? If you must... but extracting gunpowder out of live ammo, blowing up car tanks and such... Darwin serve you right, but do not do that around people who would like to keep all of their body parts. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted October 17, 2015 #139 Share Posted October 17, 2015 banned for... if you have flat feets and you are in a mine pit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 17, 2015 Author #140 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Banned because we used to buy a gross of cherry bombs (aka 144) for chump change. Banned again because when I was young, dumb, and full of_____ I got busted for firecrackers and had to go to court to rat on the place that sold them to me. I didn't show and was threatened with a subpoena, but at 14 years of age they gave it up. ...now back to our original topic after me going on and on. Banned because we were all once young, dumb and full of...... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted October 17, 2015 #141 Share Posted October 17, 2015 (edited) Banned because we were all once young, dumb and full of...... Unbanned because like many of us who were young and dumb, you survived. Home sweet home. Edited October 17, 2015 by XenoFish 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 17, 2015 Author #142 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Unbanned because like many of us who were young and dumb, you survived. Home sweet home. Unbanned for I couldn't ban you for such a beautiful song. *Wipes tear* 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted October 17, 2015 #143 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Banned for shedding a tear, but unbanned because in South Carolina we'd just say "Come here hun, have a hug." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 17, 2015 #144 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Banned for drop that Roman candle before you hug people. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted October 17, 2015 #145 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Banned because I will never ever drop the roman candle. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 17, 2015 #146 Share Posted October 17, 2015 (edited) Banned for you'd be amazed how easy it is to drop something out of broken hand. Edited October 17, 2015 by Helen of Annoy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted October 17, 2015 #147 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Unbanned because like many of us who were young and dumb, you survived. Home sweet home. Banning those guys because there is this new invention.....it's called SHAMPOO! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted October 17, 2015 #148 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Banning those guys because there is this new invention.....it's called SHAMPOO! Banned for not knowing who Rhett & Link are. Banned for you'd be amazed how easy it is to drop something out of broken hand. Banned for wanting to break my hand. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 17, 2015 #149 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Banned for wanting to break my hand. Banned for I'm fireworks sensitive. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted October 17, 2015 #150 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Banned for I'm fireworks sensitive. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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