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YOU are BANNED! (Part 5)


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Banned for being an imaginary friend ~

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Banned cause , at least ZZ has an imaginary friend..... don't have one of those...

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Banned for not being my imaginary friend buddy ~

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Banned for imaginary thoughts ~ wait ... never mind ... tangled mentality , I'll be fine in a few minutes ~

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Banned because I have to ponder that for a moment...

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Banned for...hmmmm.confused0006.gifHmmmm. Now look what you did, you got me at it too!

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Banned for like, not sharing that imaginary wacky cigarette with the rest of us, man. Some of us want to daydream along with you until they eventually do make MJ legal in our states.

Banned for imagining that the inspiration for everybody's daydreams, once realized, is the be-all and end-all -- wait, what pecan pie?

sorry I just lost my train of thought there

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Banned for grandma told me not to accept any candy from any strangers. But she said nothing about pies and people I met on the Internet.

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Banned because Grandma is my wife my best friend isn't that old is here at the moment. :whistle:

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Banned for sure she is. But your wife is right behind you back, reading that ban of yours.

Ha! I made you look, admit it! :D

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Banned for grandma told me not to accept any candy from any strangers. But she said nothing about pies and people I met on the Internet.

Banned for being selective about which advice you take from your infinitely-wise grandma, for you know that by "candy" she meant anything and everything promisingly sweet and delicious (and, by implication, instantly gratifying), and that by "accept" she was not necessarily limiting that to any substance physically deliverable into your hot little hand, and that by "strangers" she meant anyone (anytime, anywhere) of whom she had not already approved

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banned if you really tall and always in front of everything, making people behind to take risks to get a glimpse of what is happening in front of them tall bas*ards

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Banned for I always get down to your level when you ask for it. And I always tell you what the weather is up here.

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banned because I don't even like the weather here.......and I am 5'7",

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Banned for including the 6 inch heels into the final elevated tabulations ~

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Banned for I'm not overweight, I'm just undertall. :P

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Banned because I'm so tall I grew through my hair.

(Not really, my full head of hair is my best asset says Mrs ZZ)

*Groan* Enough with my personal stuff already! J/K :w00t:

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Banned for I like learning things about people. :yes:

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Banned for it explains that telescope in your room.

Banned for that was supposed to be a secret. :innocent:

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Banned...

I will be back with a reason in a few days.

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