SHaYap Posted October 26, 2015 #301 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Banned for unreasonable cliffhangers ~ 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 26, 2015 Author #302 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Banned for there's no such thing as a reasonable cliffhanger, either. 4 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted October 26, 2015 #303 Share Posted October 26, 2015 You are banned because I'm Batman. 4 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted October 26, 2015 #304 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Banned for hurrying Halloween. 4 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted October 26, 2015 #305 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Banned for non pumpkin related atrocities ~ 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted October 26, 2015 #306 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Banned for jack-o-lantern assault in the 3rd degree. 4 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted October 26, 2015 #307 Share Posted October 26, 2015 (edited) Banned for wanton mutilation of perfectly good jill-o-lanterns ~ Edited October 26, 2015 by third_eye 5 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 26, 2015 Author #308 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Banned for not having candy. 4 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted October 26, 2015 #309 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Banned for making me think of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 26, 2015 Author #310 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Banned for making me think of Kit Kat bars, which I'm not allowed to have. 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 26, 2015 #311 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Banned for you remembered their taste all wrong. They actually taste like cardboard. Who would eat that? 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 26, 2015 Author #312 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Banned for you remembered their taste all wrong. They actually taste like cardboard. Who would eat that? Unbanned for helping me with that craving..... 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 26, 2015 #313 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Not banned for I once broke a candy bar in half (not Kit Kat, but similar) and noticed something else snapped, like a thin wire or something... so I took a closer look and yup, it was hair. Human hair. Dark brown. Out of mobid curiosity I kept breaking the bar to take the whole hair out and it was quite long, it was embedded through whole candy bar, like rebar through concrete, only I never felt like puking my guts out at sight of reinforced concrete. 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 26, 2015 Author #314 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Banned for.....gross!! I'd swear off sweets for good! 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 26, 2015 #315 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Banned for I like salty stuff better anyway. Waaaay too salty... you have to die of something in the end... and since I'm so hard to kill I have to smoke too. 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted October 26, 2015 #316 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Banned because when you have an oxygen bottle strapped to your wheelchair you'll regret it. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 26, 2015 #317 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Banned for if I die young from other causes, such as asteroids or something, I won't regret it 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted October 26, 2015 #318 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Banned because I was going to bring up asteroids in the refugee debate! 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 26, 2015 #319 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Banned for the hilarious part is that I keep ordering that asteroid and now when I finally got it, I have my second thoughts. So it won't hit us after all. Also, I did mention asteroids somewhere in those threads Plague, neighbours and asteroids, not in that order, but in that vein. 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted October 26, 2015 #320 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Banned for having second thoughts and would you kindly take those asteroids somewhere else? 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 26, 2015 #321 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Banned for you don't have to worry about asteroids, you're under my bed. Though you weren't there when I last checked. Were you on a date? Huh? Good. I hope she's not a tramp. Well, it doesn't matter if she is. At least one of you will know how it's done. Are you still reading this? Out, now, and don't come back without grand...squirrels. Hm. It can always be worse. Go. 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted October 26, 2015 #322 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Banned for changing the Halloween subject to something else. 4 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted October 26, 2015 #323 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Banned for you don't have to worry about asteroids, you're under my bed. Though you weren't there when I last checked. Were you on a date? Huh? Good. I hope she's not a tramp. Well, it doesn't matter if she is. At least one of you will know how it's done. Are you still reading this? Out, now, and don't come back without grand...squirrels. Hm. It can always be worse. Go. Banned for the heartache and sorrow you've caused my under the bed dwelling self. No love, no compassion, I just went to TC's to get more pie and milk. That's okay I'll be back but I invited a friend to stay under your bed till I returned. He's not often welcomed. 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 27, 2015 Author #324 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Banned for the heartache and sorrow you've caused my under the bed dwelling self. No love, no compassion, I just went to TC's to get more pie and milk. That's okay I'll be back but I invited a friend to stay under your bed till I returned. He's not often welcomed. Dang it, now I have to go back to the store for more milk and ingredients to make another pie. 4 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 27, 2015 #325 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Banned for he who asked for the pie could at least go to the store, right? 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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