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YOU are BANNED! (Part 5)


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Banned for imagining that the above (pic'd) is about to hustle off to the store (what? and miss the chance that your leg inadvertently overhung the edge of your bed?), and banned for assuming that, when they got there, they'd actually find the ingredients for the "pie" they really want.

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Banned because I dislike going to the store, even for treats...plus under our bed is nasty, nasty stuff!...mites and stuff....but no large monsters. If there was, i would make friends with them and have a cup of nice Yuban coffee. Oh, and pastries! Yum. :yes:

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Banned for imagining that you could make friends with a monster! :lol: ...... and drink coffee with it! Do you seriously want a monster full of caffeine in your bedroom(besides tcgram)?

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Banned for: of course you are ...... but what is it they say about the crocodile's smile?

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Banned for that it's even prettier if you see it from the inside? :D

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Not banned for of course. I keep sitting on the fence, so it's not a problem to lean over just a... aaa... AAAAAAAH!! *splat* damn *dusts clothes, adjusts hatopus*

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Banned because I dislike going to the store, even for treats...plus under our bed is nasty, nasty stuff!...mites and stuff....but no large monsters. If there was, i would make friends with them and have a cup of nice Yuban coffee. Oh, and pastries! Yum. :yes:

banned for, while regularly checking for large monsters under your bed, not extending some dusting-attracting apparatus or other in there, and at least swishing it around a little -- also banned for considering run-of-the-mill coffee something around which it's possible to form friendships - especially with large, under-bed monsters (might permanently dissuade the tiny ones, though)

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Banned for imagining that you could make friends with a monster! :lol: ...... and drink coffee with it! Do you seriously want a monster full of caffeine in your bedroom(besides tcgram)?

Banned for hurting my feelings. I'll find a different bed to hid under and I'll take my pie with me. :devil:

Banned for imagining that the above (pic'd) is about to hustle off to the store (what? and miss the chance that your leg inadvertently overhung the edge of your bed?), and banned for assuming that, when they got there, they'd actually find the ingredients for the "pie" they really want.

Banned for not reading the previous thread.

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Banned for (under)bed-hopping!

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Banned for imagining that you could make friends with a monster! :lol: ...... and drink coffee with it! Do you seriously want a monster full of caffeine in your bedroom(besides tcgram)?

Banned for caffeinated monsters don't scare me, I have teenagers! :w00t:

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Banned for caffeinated monsters don't scare me, I have teenagers! :w00t:

Banned for wait, nope unbanned because I can fully understand that.

Banned for the bunnies won.

Banned for giving those bunnies steroids.

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I'll take my pie with me. :devil:

Banned for not reading the previous thread.

voluntarily self-banned (fat chance of that) for arriving at the conclusions I did without thoroughly assessing previously published data

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double self-banned for thoroughly enjoying all of it

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Banned for nope, I only gave them enough dust.

Banned for assuming to know just how much of the stuff is "enough".

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Banned for assuming to know just how much of the stuff is "enough".

Banned for not realizing that when you've had enough of the "stuff" you turn into a zombie.

(Bonus points to whoever knows what I'm referencing)

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Banned for assuming that Misses H of The A wouldn't know such fundamental housekeeping knowledge.

Oops! Me too slooooow.....Must be i am succumbing to the too much of the stuff... Tell me when i start eating the tin foil hats will you.

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banned cause I didn't even see that coming, zz430.

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