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YOU are BANNED! (Part 5)


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Banned for I still don't see it. *parts tentacles, takes a look, hastily draws tentacles in front of the face again*

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Banned because your faced must be quite moist with monster juice by now.

Banning myself because I don't know what I'm looking at, I'm just a dumb Yank. :unsure2:

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Banned for hogging the dumbness. Not so fast, it's universal and belongs to morons everywhere. In more than generous quantities.

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Banned for there's still plenty to go around.....

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Banned for realizing there is always a wellspring of stupidity around every corner.

Banned for I'm reminded daily of that. :P

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Banned because I have added 20lbs over the last year....and no...not muscle. :unsure2:

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Banned for over sizing the brain which far exceeds the acceptable normal weight attributed to brains ~

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Banned for not giving the benefit of the doubt, and suggesting, instead, that the increase was, perhaps, attributable to some type of tusk? or maybe two? that just grew? and grew?

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Banned for wild speculative postulations designed to cause upheavals in the global market for tusks ~

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Banned for dooming wildness

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Touché --- Banned

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Banned because I have added 20lbs over the last year....and no...not muscle. :unsure2:

Banned for you're a skinny guy, you need to gain a little weight.

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Banned for insensitivity towards possibly anorexic victims ~

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Banned because not everyone's got 20/20/20 vision -- not out front, anyway --- in hindsight you're still banned

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Banned for ocular discrimination without the mystical authority ~

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How could it be discriminatory -- it's standard policy -- everyone knows that everyone here gets banned

No -- it's just -- the tri-ocular shock-wave -- I guess -- that got you banned

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Banned for you're a skinny guy, you need to gain a little weight.

Banned because if you are thinking about the pic of me with my car that was a long time ago. :tu: I had just got back from the war.

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Unbanned for coming home from the Car Wars safe and sound. Your service is much appreciated for participating in those fast and furious times, sir! :D

(seriously, thank you for your service)

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Not banned for decency.

Banned for we have to turn the thread back into its usual, spiteful, messy state.

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Banned for it doesn't look messy, just lived in.

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Unbanned for coming home from the Car Wars safe and sound. Your service is much appreciated for participating in those fast and furious times, sir! :D

Banned for your defense of the Rat Race -- which the Rats just won --- but then, hey, who wins in a foot race, if not the foot?

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Banned for false indoctrination of the Human Race ...

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