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YOU are BANNED! (Part 5)


tcgram

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Banned for letting the cat out of the bag, buddy

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Banned for cruelty towards bags in general ~

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BANNED for Who told you????

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Banned for unreasonable and totally unnecessary CAPs laden bann

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Banned for evading the question, and adding an extra "n" to distract from that fact

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Banned for maliciously banning evasiveness ~

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Banned for not appreciating the difference between cruelty and maliciousness

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Banned for I need another cup of coffee to follow along this morning.....

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Banned for asking if anyone here wanted anything from the chippy- I ignored the requests.

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Banned for non standardized uniform font formats usage when dispensing a ban ~

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Not banned for don't look in Oxford dictionary. There are four meanings there and I can't force myself to choose the obvious one.

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Banned for not picturing a small fish and chips shop, somewhere in London, say "Sutton and Sons", with a golden array of deep-fried delectables to go.... which pretty much everyone, in a peckish mood, occasionally feels they can't resist.... but when they think of going there, to satisfy their craving (or a pal's), instead of thinking "Sutton and Sons", or whatever (whenever they thought of it), they just cut straight to the chase and refer to the place as "Chippy".... the proprietors of which (all three) are also known, affectionately -- appropriately -- as "Chippy". They all answer to that, too.

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Banned for American potato chips are good. (some brands)

Not banned because I know we have a different culture and names for things.

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Banned for an aversion to referring to "French Fries" -- which is what the "chips" -- in "Fish & " are....

"Freedom Fries" would also have been acceptable, unless you have your doubts about that, too.

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Not banned for great, now I crave fish and chips.

Banned for being of one body but having two minds (not counting the hat) esp since you're already stuffed

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Banned for I can't always eat. So when I can... It's like part-time anorexia.

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Banned for just because you can do something you do it

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Banned for truth be told, there's always a real reason or two, besides the because I can.

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Banned for sure, a bank robber always has a couple of 'real reasons' for robbing it, besides "I can"

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Banned for certainly. And those are usually good reasons, such as being robbed by banking robbers, whose reasons for robbing the people who trust them are: psychopathy, crappy upbringing, drug abuse and being born an *******.

Not that I approve of bank robbing. I just think the banking robbers, unlike bank robbers, are not properly sanctioned. Yet.

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unbanned for nailing it to the wall :o

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Banned for randomly sticking nails in the UM wall ............. willy-nilly.

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