XenoFish Posted October 12, 2015 #26 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Banned for making me post my bans in a different but same thread. That's right all these ban'ds are for each one of you. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted October 12, 2015 #27 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Banned because older is wiser.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted October 12, 2015 #28 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Banned because older often isn't wiser. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted October 12, 2015 #29 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Banned because I'm spooning pablum and p***ing my pants at the moment...OUCH! I just fell and broke my hip! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted October 12, 2015 #30 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Banned because my bald spot is big enough to land a jet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted October 12, 2015 #31 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Banned for being full of it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 13, 2015 Author #32 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Banned for I'm doing twice the exercise and getting only half the results. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted October 13, 2015 #33 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Banned for an over zealous fitness regime contradictory to the latest BMI ratio standards ~ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mskate Posted October 13, 2015 #34 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Banned for not looking at American's as not being Americans........ I'm American, born in Memphis, Tenn.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 13, 2015 #35 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Not banned for it's not your fault, but I never understood why so many places in America were named after already existing places elsewhere. People had so rare opportunity to name their towns as they wish and what did they do? Name it... Memphis. Not that there's anything wrong with the original Memphis, I just think I'd go with a new name for a new place. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted October 13, 2015 #36 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Banned for making think of why there are two of some states. Isn't one Carolina enough? (I'm a Carolinian) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted October 13, 2015 #37 Share Posted October 13, 2015 banned for page 3 part 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 13, 2015 #38 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Banned for anyone can count to 5. See: one, two ... err... tree... for... five! One tree for five? I just dropped two, god damn it, where is it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted October 13, 2015 #39 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Banned because why am I so sensitive about defending America when I hate disagree with our government. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 13, 2015 #40 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Not banned for it's patriotism. Besides, governments are always disappointing. You don't know if it's worse when morons you didn't vote for screw it up or the morons you voted for are doing the same. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted October 13, 2015 #41 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Not banned because I know nothing about your part of the world. It looks like your beach is nice though. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 13, 2015 #42 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Not banned for foreigners say this is 'such a nice part of the world, such insane people inhabiting it' You know there's always something wrong with a place, like, say, Australia is so majestic yet everything's poisonous down there? Well, everything's so pretty and enjoyable in Croatia, yet the natives are so... (The name of the beach is a joke from Rammstein video. But we do have great beaches with very pronouncable names, such as... http://www.uniline.hr/hrvatska/plaze.php ) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted October 13, 2015 #43 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Banned for not mentioning your delicious food. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted October 13, 2015 #44 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Banned for not making it clear you mean Croatia's lovely food ....... not Helen's 'lovely'(joke!) 'food'. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 13, 2015 #45 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Banned for but, but, but... it's how it's supposed to taste when cooked in cauldron! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted October 13, 2015 #46 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Banned for: well for a start, when did you last clean the cauldron? I mean properly ...... scraping the six inch layer of gunge off. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 13, 2015 #47 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Banned for you don't ever do that, it's where the aroma comes from. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted October 13, 2015 #48 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Banned because....I can't ban you for that dammit. Banned for telling the truth. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 13, 2015 #49 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Banned for I only tell the truth because I'm too lazy to lie. Not to mention too lazy to remember the lies and you have to remember them if you want them to remain convincing later. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted October 13, 2015 #50 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Banned for having a bad memory in a place where marijuana isn't legal (yet). 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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