purrrpetrator Posted November 5, 2015 #526 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Banned for oblique (and obtuse, I thought) referral, of Mark One's previous insertion, to the confused. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted November 5, 2015 #527 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Banned for Geometry class talk. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted November 5, 2015 #528 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Banned for missing the gist of it, I think. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted November 5, 2015 #529 Share Posted November 5, 2015 (edited) Banned, real cowboys don't use loo roll, they wipe with their hands... Which is why real cowboys just nod, nowadays. Not one of them, in their right minds, would ever shake another real cowboy's hand... why they all carry side arms -- why they all (almost all) keep it unslung... sounds dangerous, and could be, if you are a real cowboy.... so ya -- banned! Edited November 5, 2015 by java head 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 5, 2015 #530 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Banned for knowing waaaaaay too much about cowboys habits. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 5, 2015 #531 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Banned for hi, guys, bye, guys, I'll drop by later, don't lock the door. Because if you do, I'll have to go through the chimney. Season or not, at least there won't be any fat guys blocking it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted November 5, 2015 #532 Share Posted November 5, 2015 (edited) Banned for suggesting there might be more than one fat guy who seasonally soots himself up to personify giving Edited November 5, 2015 by java head 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted November 5, 2015 #533 Share Posted November 5, 2015 (edited) Banning Santa because I believed in him and he let me down as a child. Edited November 5, 2015 by ZZ430 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted November 5, 2015 #534 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Banned for it is way too early to be having me think of Christmas... i'm still enjoying bonfire night (Guy Fawkes), Remember, remember the 5th of November, gun powder and so on and so on....Wait till the 18th at least. Then we can all start on with the season greeting and stuff. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted November 5, 2015 #535 Share Posted November 5, 2015 ^ Not banned because that was a good one. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted November 5, 2015 Author #536 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Banned for not finding the way back from being lost ~ Banned for I'm directionally challenged. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted November 5, 2015 #537 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Banned for letting me play with the GPS. You knew I'd break it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 5, 2015 #538 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Banned for having no respect for the property of others. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted November 5, 2015 #539 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Banned for accusing me of being irresponsible. I will have you know that I was half drunk because I'd been drinking with the dust bunnies again. Tc let me use it and well stuff happened. Scotch and Faygo don't mix to well. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted November 5, 2015 Author #540 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Banned for accusing me of being irresponsible. I will have you know that I was half drunk because I'd been drinking with the dust bunnies again. Tc let me use it and well stuff happened. Scotch and Faygo don't mix to well. Banned for blaming me, now I'm going to have to put the Scotch away..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted November 5, 2015 #541 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Unbanned because there is none left to put away. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted November 5, 2015 #542 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Banned for NO! Not The Scotch! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 6, 2015 #543 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Banned for being overly attached to a bottle of brown liquid. *rolls eyes* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted November 6, 2015 #544 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Banned for being one to talk. You drank all the chocolate milk. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted November 6, 2015 Author #545 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Banned for THAT's where all the chocolate milk went. First the pie, then the white milk, then the scotch, and now the chocolate milk....what's next, the half price halloween candy?? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 6, 2015 #546 Share Posted November 6, 2015 *burp* Banned for I had no idea you bought those for the next Halloween. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted November 6, 2015 #547 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Banned because we are all foreigners ..... no? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 6, 2015 #548 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Banned for certainly. Everyone is a foreigner to someone who's foreigner to them, especially in a foreign land, but a little less foreign in a land that's foreign to both of them. Foreign. One more time, just to make it lose all meaning Foreign. Blessed are the idiots, my grandma would say, for they can entertain themselves so easily... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted November 6, 2015 #549 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Banned because I think we are all Martians, we landed here many moons ago due to this meteorite that included our seed....primal ooze, schmooze! Accordingly, I'm banning myself while I repose to my bed for a much need nap... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted November 6, 2015 #550 Share Posted November 6, 2015 (edited) banned for the otherworldly whopper that "we are all Martians"... typical Martian over-simplification.... unless you're just prepping us for the next wave, and there's another seed-laden Martian meteorite due, with Earth in it's sights, any moment now... and then taking shelter! Edited November 6, 2015 by java head 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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