tcgram Posted November 7, 2015 Author #601 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Banned for not hopping. Banned for I have old legs, hopping is not an option. I would break a hip or something. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted November 7, 2015 #602 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Banned because I'm a lot like Dennis Hopper. (How obscure can I get?) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 7, 2015 #603 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Banned for not telling us the ways in which you are like Dennis Hopper. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 7, 2015 #604 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Banned for I have few ideas, but they're all morbid. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted November 7, 2015 #605 Share Posted November 7, 2015 not far off k-- banned for auxiliary oxygen 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted November 7, 2015 #606 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Banned for giving me nightmares..... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted November 8, 2015 #607 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Banned for giving me a nightmare before christmas. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted November 8, 2015 #608 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Banned because you don't buy coffee, you just rent it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted November 8, 2015 #609 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Banned for now attributing to java qualities long known to belong strictly to beer. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted November 8, 2015 #610 Share Posted November 8, 2015 BAnned for forgetting about the good dentist ~ ` ` 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 8, 2015 #611 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Banned for offering useless (and pretty fatal at times) cures to gullible vulnerable members of the public. *waves a fist* Bloody Google!!!! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 8, 2015 #612 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Banned for death really does cure all. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted November 8, 2015 #613 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Banned because a UFO just buzzed the house.... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 8, 2015 #614 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Banned for swamp gas. Reflection of Uranus. Or something. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted November 8, 2015 #615 Share Posted November 8, 2015 There is nothing to see here. Just light from Venus reflecting off swamp gas. Could you looking into light here? Thanks. (light flashes) Now what happened is that you've just been banned on the unexplained mysteries forum. Don't worry it's only for a single post. Every thing should be fine tomorrow. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted November 8, 2015 Author #616 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Banned for what about all the other posts I've been banned for today?? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted November 8, 2015 #617 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Unbanned because I have commuted your sentence, it is Sunday after all. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 8, 2015 #618 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Banned for Sunday evening, suicide time. Just joking, there are people that hate to see me as much I hate to see them, I can't miss that. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted November 8, 2015 #619 Share Posted November 8, 2015 "Banned!!!!!!!!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 8, 2015 #620 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Banned for excessive digit pointyness 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 8, 2015 #621 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Not banned for simple solutions for simple problems. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted November 8, 2015 #622 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Banned for excessive physical harm. No nose shall be picked for some time. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 8, 2015 #623 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Banned for being limited to one finger only for nose picking. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted November 8, 2015 #624 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Banned for not having anything good in your fridge. Gotta go back to TC for pie. Not going back to Helen's. Her hatopus comes off at night and runs through the house. Like a giant facehugger. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 8, 2015 #625 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Banned for exposing my pathetic fridge filling efforts. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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