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YOU are BANNED! (Part 5)


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Unbanned for being so kind and thoughtful! :-*

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Banned for not having anything good in your fridge. Gotta go back to TC for pie. Not going back to Helen's. Her hatopus comes off at night and runs through the house. Like a giant facehugger.

Banned for making me bake more, but since it's for Ouija, I'll make more. :yes:

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Banned for wanting the pie to do everything.

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Banned because I wonder where my pie is.

Banned because now I'm having to make everyone pie.

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Banned for: I don't like the sound of 'everyone' pie ..... you a cannibal? I'll stick to the lemon meringue version, if you don't mind.

edited to say: are you related to Helen? :unsure2:

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Banned for I only use fruit in my pies. :whistle:

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Banned for being a poor liar.

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Banned for at least she's trying to make nice, calming lies. Not like some blunt of us.

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Banned for pretending to be blunt when actually you are as sharp as a knife! :lol:

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Banned for: the only buttering up you do is to baste someone before putting them in your oven! :o

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Banned for it's more complicated... sometimes it's a barbecue. Often stew.

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Banned for it's more complicated... sometimes it's a barbecue. Often stew.

Banned for are those the "one pot dinners" you've told me about?

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Banned for butterknives -- a dull knife is more dangerous that a sharp one! -- but then, come to think of it, you are, no doubt, fully aware of the fact -- have likely honed it to an artform... (caution: not fully effective on heartstrings....)

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I'm banning myself because I know I'll be raiding fridges tonight, all this talk of pie, bbq, and one pot dinners. I wonder who'll come after me with a dull butter knife?

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Yeah, and I'm banning the last few replies because I gained weight just by reading those, and it goes straight to my hips////J/K about the hips.

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May I have the pleasure of banning you? It's been a while. What can I ban you for? er ..................................... banned for blaming your weight gain on everyone here! :D

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Yeah, and I'm banning the last few replies because I gained weight just by reading those, and it goes straight to my hips////J/K about the hips.

Banned for taking my excuse, my weight gain couldn't have possibly been caused by the Halloween candy I ate. :w00t:

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May I have the pleasure of banning you? It's been a while. What can I ban you for? er ..................................... banned for blaming your weight gain on everyone here! :D

BANNED cuz it is at least partly true -- for, if not for this crew, he'd be outdoors, in a real tussle, playing real tag

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Banned for knowing full well that no one here is up to Real Life tussling! :angry:

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Banned for knowing full well that no one here is up to Real Life tussling! :angry:

Banned for having knowledge that we are more of a "relaxing" sort. :P

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Got the boot because of my questionable and often distressing dress code - think, The Emperors New Clothes with an additional gun slinger style thrown in.

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