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YOU are BANNED! (Part 5)


tcgram

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Banned for not sticking to your guns(see what I did there?! :P ), and embracing your inner porn cowboy.

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banned for dismissing, at an arrogant gallop, any and all 3rd party input on what drives inner cowboy porn

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Banned for excuse me, but I'm so late I'll have to steal that horse.

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Banning these guys because this is as far as they should have gone! But no!

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Banned for not reading the book, which is beautifully written.

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Banned because I decided to change my persona from that of cowboy to that of a spaceman.

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Banned because ..... why?

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Banned because ..... why?

Was told by the banners that I should have explored the life of a cowboy sat on a mountain exploring his softer self.

Yer dont see spacemen holding hands der yer.

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Banned for not thinking this through ..... you're going to have to give up the cigars, the poncho and the hat.

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Banned for not thinking this through ..... you're going to have to give up the cigars, the poncho and the hat.

Not really Ouija, Im banned see, so I can sit at home still happily dressed in my gear whilst smoking a cigar - happy days :)

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Banned for making it all sound so "final"... and pathetic! happy days! doomed! to a shrinking leather hat band!... and chaps....

and Banned for imagining that cigar lasting more than an hour total time since new -- but you got the gear on! Banned...

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Banned for underestimating the size, and the how

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Banned for no "how"

and Banned anyway for waltzing into the wilderness naked with just a knife and a string and imagining that's gonna do it

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Banned for I can see why you had to put up that fence.....*swoons*

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Banned for there's still plenty of openings....

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Banned for playing some other game I thought better about not posting :innocent:

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XenoFish @ Java Head, said, "Banned for being a "

Banned for hold it right there.... I hope you're not wasting bandwidth with flashy graphics when you could just type the words? Makes it a lot easier, esp when you're calling "creepy" what I just call "flexing"....

a little.... in retrospect... it's not all pretty... nobody said it would be... like the guy (i hope) with the hose (i hope) knows.... (above)

but banned mostly and this is what really burns me: for not following along, with the ongoing dialogue, and immediately 'getting' that when I said "openings", (above) I meant "openings" in the fence!....in the background? of your previous pic? of the buck naked hoser? to whom tcgram (above) expressed regret for no access? to the guy? with the hose? who I hope is not actually you? And it's not actually your fence? in the background? or your 4 ft pool? in the foreground? but read again: tcgram (above) backs my "fence openings" bit, because she suggested that a fence is, y'know, something one would want to put up, if they preferred to shamble around, in a speedo, dangling a garden hose about, puttering away, beside the 4 ft. pool... in other words letting it all hang out... so like just banned I guess for first not following along, but also for not "getting" my little joke, there (above), and lastly for thereby leaping to creepy conclusions,.. immediately assuming that by "openings" I meant all known human orifices.... which I did not... but unbanned cuz it's supposed to be fun....

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Banned for contravening the Xenofish Principle that states that the size of bans does not prohibit the violation of the usage in relation to bans ~

Edited by third_eye
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Banned for what? are you exerting directional succinctness toward or away from the further tripping of indicators? (which I, because of the terms of the terrain, find practically impossible to avoid pinging....)

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Banned for pinging ...... in a family forum.

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