Gunn Posted October 18, 2015 #176 Share Posted October 18, 2015 (edited) Banned for not noticing how she drinks it. Have you seen her avi? Just takes the whole pot and poof - gone! Edited October 18, 2015 by Purifier 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted October 18, 2015 #177 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Banned because I wonder how "pot" seems to appear a lot around here! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted October 18, 2015 #178 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Banned because we all want some type of pot here. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 18, 2015 Author #179 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Banned for not noticing how she drinks it. Have you seen her avi? Just takes the whole pot and poof - gone! Banned for those are the days I bother to make coffee, usually I just chew on the grounds. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 18, 2015 #180 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Banned for I used to laugh when my grandma would tell me how they used to dry the coffee mud so they can make another coffee-like... hm... beverage. I'm still laughing, but in 'I can't believe it has to repeat itself to a T' way. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 18, 2015 Author #181 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Banned for drinking all the coffee this morning. I didn't even get a cup. Scurries back to his underbed lair. Banned for I left some coffee for you by the bed but the dog drank it instead. Now I have an 85 lb. hyper animal running around my house. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted October 18, 2015 #182 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Banned for having a wee-wee pad instead of letting the dog out to go potty. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 18, 2015 Author #183 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Banned for having a wee-wee pad instead of letting the dog out to go potty. Banned for she's too big for a wee-wee pad, she goes outside. LOL 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 18, 2015 #184 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Banned for speaking of dogs going outside, it seems all dogs in our village are doing their business in the neighbouring yards, so we all still have land mines, only by someone else's dog. It's probably territorial thing, but it makes owners of small dogs end up with giant turds and vice versa. Life's not always fair. But I got the Malteser 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted October 18, 2015 #185 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Banned for she's too big for a wee-wee pad, she goes outside. LOL Banned for cool, I just wanted to say wee-wee pad. LOL 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 18, 2015 #186 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Banned for I wish it was all I wanted to say. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted October 18, 2015 #187 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Banned for arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 18, 2015 #188 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Banned for I'm off now to call the tune too. If we're sinking, let it be in style. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted October 18, 2015 #189 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Banned for thinking about style at a time like this! Man the lifeboats!!! Ouijas and children first in!!!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 18, 2015 Author #190 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Banned for the rest of us have to swim for it! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted October 18, 2015 #191 Share Posted October 18, 2015 *swims frantically* Banned for being in my way, unless you're going to act as my life preserver. Banned for those are the days I bother to make coffee, usually I just chew on the grounds. Da-aaaaaammmmn! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted October 18, 2015 #192 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Banned for a reach around reaching for help in the North Atlantic. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 18, 2015 Author #193 Share Posted October 18, 2015 *swims frantically* Banned for being in my way, unless you're going to act as my life preserver. Banned for not having better swimming skills. And kindly remove your hands..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted October 19, 2015 #194 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Banned for thinking that was me when Helen's tentacles are apparently wrapped all around you. Do I look like a squidy to you?! And I'm way the hell over here for goodness sakes! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted October 19, 2015 #195 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Banned for making sense. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 19, 2015 Author #196 Share Posted October 19, 2015 (edited) Banned for thinking that was me when Helen's tentacles are apparently wrapped all around you. Do I look like a squidy to you?! And I'm way the hell over here for goodness sakes! Banned for I know where your hands were, young man. Good try and you're a better swimmer than I thought. Edited October 19, 2015 by tcgram 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted October 19, 2015 #197 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Banned because I know what hands are for, that's why men (and women) have them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 19, 2015 Author #198 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Banned for we all know what hands are for..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted October 19, 2015 #199 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Banned for we all know what hands are for..... < for this ? Banned because I just came in from cutting the lawn and my old, decrepit, scarred "manos" are tight. LOL 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted October 19, 2015 #200 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Banned for never bite the hand that feeds you. (Just thought I'd work that ol' saying in this conversation since we are talking about hands.) Banned for I know where your hands were, young man. Good try and you're a better swimmer than I thought. Ah shucks, Tcgram thanks for saying that. You made me feel better about my age. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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