toyomotor Posted January 17, 2018 Author #6076 Share Posted January 17, 2018 A guy in hospital screams to his doctor, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs." Doctor replies, "Yes, unfortunately we had to amputate both of your arms." Wouldn't that give you the irrits? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted January 17, 2018 Author #6077 Share Posted January 17, 2018 Doctor walking down the corridor with an Anal Thermometer behind his ear. Nurse asked,"Why do youhave an Anal Thermometer behind your ear doctor." Doctor says," Hello, some bums got my new biro". Anyone we know? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted January 17, 2018 Author #6078 Share Posted January 17, 2018 The Naval ship docked, and as usual, a number of pretty young ladies were invited to a coktail party. One young lady, after one ot twenty cocktails was making eyes at a young officer. "What do you do on board the ship?" she asked. Said he, "I'm a Naval Surgeon." She says, "My how you doctors specialise these days." I wonder if he saw her navel? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooth Sayer Posted January 17, 2018 #6079 Share Posted January 17, 2018 I can answer that but can you keep a secret? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted January 17, 2018 Author #6080 Share Posted January 17, 2018 You're the Naval Surgeon? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 17, 2018 #6081 Share Posted January 17, 2018 10 hours ago, toyomotor said: A Blacksmith was admitted to hospital after being kicked by a horse. Doctors say he's in a stable condition. 10 hours ago, toyomotor said: A guy in hospital screams to his doctor, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs." Doctor replies, "Yes, unfortunately we had to amputate both of your arms." 10 hours ago, toyomotor said: Doctor walking down the corridor with an Anal Thermometer behind his ear. Nurse asked,"Why do youhave an Anal Thermometer behind your ear doctor." Doctor says," Hello, some bums got my new biro". 10 hours ago, toyomotor said: The Naval ship docked, and as usual, a number of pretty young ladies were invited to a coktail party. One young lady, after one ot twenty cocktails was making eyes at a young officer. "What do you do on board the ship?" she asked. Said he, "I'm a Naval Surgeon." She says, "My how you doctors specialise these days." Do you know any jokes? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted January 18, 2018 Author #6082 Share Posted January 18, 2018 No, sorry. Do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 18, 2018 #6083 Share Posted January 18, 2018 What's the vector, Victor? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted January 18, 2018 Author #6084 Share Posted January 18, 2018 10 minutes ago, acute said: What's the vector, Victor? As I thought, you don't, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 18, 2018 #6085 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Shall we pick ouija ouija's brains for a few good funnies? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 18, 2018 #6086 Share Posted January 18, 2018 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 18, 2018 #6087 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Know any Irish jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 18, 2018 #6088 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Would you believe I don't know any jokes? (Also, I am hopeless at telling jokes. It wouldn't matter how side-splittingly funny the joke was, if I told it it would fall flat ) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooth Sayer Posted January 18, 2018 #6089 Share Posted January 18, 2018 5 hours ago, acute said: What's the vector, Victor? What's your clearance Clarence? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted January 19, 2018 Author #6090 Share Posted January 19, 2018 13 hours ago, acute said: Shall we pick ouija ouija's brains for a few good funnies? Best of luck with that. What more can I say? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted January 19, 2018 Author #6091 Share Posted January 19, 2018 12 hours ago, acute said: Know any Irish jokes? Are you being racist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 19, 2018 #6092 Share Posted January 19, 2018 7 hours ago, toyomotor said: Are you being racist? Just because most Irish Jokes are told by the Irish themselves, should we not help them out a little with a bit of harmless good-natured xenophobia? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted January 19, 2018 Author #6093 Share Posted January 19, 2018 17 hours ago, Sooth Sayer said: What's your clearance Clarence? Whatchoo say Cecil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted January 19, 2018 Author #6094 Share Posted January 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, acute said: Just because most Irish Jokes are told by the Irish themselves, should we not help them out a little with a bit of harmless good-natured xenophobia? But do the Irish realise that they're jokes? Slainte Erin Go Bragh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted January 20, 2018 Author #6095 Share Posted January 20, 2018 "Phobia" means fear of. What's a Xen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 20, 2018 #6096 Share Posted January 20, 2018 Isn't Xen O'Phobia an Irish name? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted January 20, 2018 Author #6097 Share Posted January 20, 2018 1 hour ago, acute said: Isn't Xen O'Phobia an Irish name? You mean like Barak O'Bama? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 20, 2018 #6098 Share Posted January 20, 2018 And the singer Billy O'Sean? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted January 20, 2018 Author #6099 Share Posted January 20, 2018 26 minutes ago, acute said: And the singer Billy O'Sean? And Mary O'Lanza? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 20, 2018 #6100 Share Posted January 20, 2018 Stop it, you silly boys ...... haven't you got anything better to do than make me cry with laughter? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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